“This year went by so fast, I ain’t even get to lose weight”
"This year went by so fast, I didn't (even) have time to lose weight" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images Not everyone has time to go to the gym or to diet,…
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“This year went by so fast, I didn’t even have time to lose weight”
"This year went by so fast, I didn't (even) have time to lose weight" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images Not everyone has time to go to the gym or to diet,…
“This year went by so fast, I didn’t get the chance to lose weight”
"This year went by so fast, I didn't (even) have time to lose weight" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images Not everyone has time to go to the gym or to diet,…
“This year, 4/20 falls on taco Tuesday. This is it people. This is what we’ve been training for”
April 20th (4/20 Day in cannabis culture) sometimes falls on a taco Tuesday -- convenient for those who get the munchies. "This year, 4/20 falls on taco Tuesday. This is it people. This is…
“Thomas Edison walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A version involving prolific inventor Thomas Edison (1847-1931) is: "Thomas Edison…
“Those burning books today will be burning bodies tomorrow”
"History shows that those who burn books today, will be burning bodies tomorrow!" was posted on Twitter by HighImpactFlix on April 21, 2020. "Those who burn books today, will burn…
“Those convinced against their will are of the same opinion still”
Samuel Butler (1613-1680) wrote in his English mock heroic narrative poem Hudibras (1678): "He that complies against his willIs of his own opinion still." "Men convinced against…
“Those who aim torpedoes are always ready to press charges”
"Press charges" usually means to press "legal" charges. The expression usually has nothing to do with detonating explosives, but there are jokes. "Those who aim torpedoes…
“Those who are capable of tyranny are capable of perjury to sustain it”
Entry in progress -- B.P. ,a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysander_Spooner">Wikipedia: Lysander SpoonerLysander Spooner(January 19, 1808 – May 14, 1887) was an American…
“Those who burn books today, will be burning bodies tomorrow”
"History shows that those who burn books today, will be burning bodies tomorrow!" was posted on Twitter by HighImpactFlix on April 21, 2020. "Those who burn books today, will burn…
“Those who burn books today, will burn bodies tomorrow”
"History shows that those who burn books today, will be burning bodies tomorrow!" was posted on Twitter by HighImpactFlix on April 21, 2020. "Those who burn books today, will burn…
“Those who can’t teach, teach gym”
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) wrote in his play Man and Superman (1903): "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." The saying is often given as, "Those who can, do, those who…
“Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it—next semester”
George Santayana (1863-1952) wrote in 1896, "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." A parody was printed in the Washington (DC) Post on July 19, 1984: "Bill…
“Those who colonized the whole world are trying to convince us that resistance to colonialism is terrorism”
"Those who colonized the whole world are trying to convince us that resistance to colonialism is terrorism" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“Those who demand you declare your pronouns to make others feel comfortable…”
"THOSE WHO DEMAND YOU DECLARE YOUR PRONOUNS TO MAKE OTHERS FEEL COMFORTABLE DON'T WANT COMFORT THEY WANT OBEDIENCE -- Sun Tzu, The Art of War, Vol. 2" is a jocular saying that has…
“Those who do not have goals are doomed forever to work for those who do”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikiquote: Brian TracyBrian Tracy (born 5 January 1944) is a motivational speaker and author. Google BooksMaximum Achievement: Strategies and Skills That Will Unlock Your…
“Those who do not move do not notice their chains”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Rosa LuxemburgRosa Luxemburg (also Rozalia Luxenburg; Polish: Róża Luksemburg; 5 March 1871 – 15 January 1919) was a Marxist theorist, philosopher,…
“Those who drive like hell are bound to get there”
An advertisement for La Palina cigars in the Detroit (MI) Free Press (and other newspapers) on October 26, 1947: "Old Cfiief Smokum Say: 'Fellow who drive like hell bound to get there…
“Those who follow the herd only see asses”
"He who follows the herd only sees assholes" (or "Those who follow the herd only see asses") is a saying that has been printed on many images. “If you’re not the lead dog,…
“Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it”
George Santayana (1863-1952) wrote: "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." "Those who forget (cannot remember) the pasta are condemned (doomed) to reheat…