“This kale salad tastes like I’d rather be fat”
"Kale tastes like I'd rather be fat" (or "This kale salad tastes like I'd rather be fat") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "This green smoothie w…
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“This kitchen is seasoned with love”
"This kitchen is seasoned with love" is a saying that has been printed on many wall decorations in many kitchens, both professional and in the home. The saying has been cited in print…
“This kitchen was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it”
"The/This kitchen was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it" and "My kitchen was clean last week. Sorry you missed it" are jocular sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“This lady just asked the waitress if the salmon was grass fed. I literally have no idea what went wrong in the world”
"This lady just asked the waitress if the salmon was grass fed. I literally have no idea what went wrong in the world" is a saying that has been printed on several images. What the lady…
“This lockdown is no walk in the park”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in the closures of many parks. "A walk in the park" usually means something easy. "I’ll say this about #lockdown - it’s no walk in the…
“This mama runs on coffee, wine & Amazon Prime”
"This house runs on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime" (also "This mom runs on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime," "I run on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime" and "Coffee,…
“This margarita tastes like I don’t even have kids”
People who have children often cut back alcoholic consumption -- at least in front of them. "This margarita tastes like I don't even have kids" (that is, good and strong) is a…
“This margarita tastes like I’ll be texting you later”
"This beer/ margarita/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine tastes like I'll be texting you later" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@MezMerrett: This…
“This mask is as useless as our governor” (face mask saying)
The 2020 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks, but many people disagreed with requiring all people (both sick and healthy) to wear masks. "This mask is as…
“This mask is as useless as our politicians” (face mask saying)
The 2020 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks, but many people disagreed with requiring all people (both sick and healthy) to wear masks. "This mask is as…
“This mask is as useless as the government” (face mask saying)
The 2020 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks, but many people disagreed with requiring all people (both sick and healthy) to wear masks. "This mask is as…
“This may be the wine talking, but I really, really, really, really love wine”
"This may be the wine talking, but I love wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "This may be the wine talking, but I love wine. (And Luke Bryan)" was posted on…
“This might be wine” (written on a mug or container)
"This might be wine" (written on a mug or container) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “There’s a chance this is wine” is a similar saying. TwitterStephanie…
“This mom runs on coffee, wine & Amazon Prime”
"This house runs on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime" (also "This mom runs on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime," "I run on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime" and "Coffee,…
“This Monday is sponsored by coffee”
"Today's/This Monday is sponsored by coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Today's Monday is sponsored by extra strong iced coffee with a side of…
“This morning I called my mom by ‘birth giver’ and she replied ‘yes, financial drain?’”
Parents and children have new nicknames for each other. This was posted on Twitter by yerl on January 11, 2019: "This morning I called my mom by ‘birth giver’ and she replied ‘yes,…
“This morning I coughed up a pawn, a knight and a bishop. I must have a chess infection”
A "chest infection" is not a "chess infection" and has nothing to do with the game of chess, but there are jokes. "It must be cold in Russia, I hope Garry Kasparov…
“This morning I drank coffee so strong it briefly gave me confidence and opinions I was not qualified to have”
Coffee can give some people confidence -- maybe too much confidence. This was posted on Facebook by Coffee on March 21, 2026, and it received over 1,300 likes: "This morning I drank coffee so…
“This morning, I made a Belgian waffle. This afternoon, I’m going to make a Frenchman talk bollocks”
"Waffle" can be both a noun and a verb. Of course, there are jokes. "RT @GaryDelaney: Just had a Belgian waffle, next I'm going to make him dance" was posted on Twitter by…
“This morning’s coffee brought to you by here we fucking go again”
"This morning's coffee brought to you by here we fucking go again" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "This mornings coffee brought to you by here we…