“Tabasco is just sexy ketchup”
Several sauces have been described as "sexy ketchup" -- that is, a sauce with a "kick" (hotness or other flavor). "BBQ sauce is just sexy ketchup" was posted on…
Alphebetical for "t"
“Table’s not ready. Can you wait?”/“OK.”/“Great! Take these plates to table six, then.”
A restaurant joke -- where "waiting" can mean two different things -- was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia_Feed on March 24, 2012: In a restaurant "Hi. is my table…
“Tables are for eating customers only” (restaurant sign)
Restaurants sometimes state that tables or parking or restrooms are "for eating customers only." The joke is that this implies cannibalism of "eating customers" (rather than…
“Tablets were replaced by scrolls. Scrolls were replaced by books…”
"Scrolls replaced tablets then tablets were replaced by books. Now books are being replaced by tablets, which must mean flex display is next" was posted on Twitter by Jerry Rizzo on…
“Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat”
"Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat" is a popular sentence with a palindrome ("taco cat"). "Taco cat" has many internet images of a cat inside a taco. The…
“Taco salad is just lettuce nachos”
Salad (which usually contains lettuce) has been compared to nachos (which contain tortilla chips). The comparison has been frequently made with a taco salad. "Taco salad = nachos with lettuce…
“Taco salad is just nachos with lettuce”
Salad (which usually contains lettuce) has been compared to nachos (which contain tortilla chips). The comparison has been frequently made with a taco salad. "Taco salad = nachos with lettuce…
“Taco Tuesday Eve is why Mondays are great!”
Monday is the tradition start of the work week and is a day dreaded by many people. Tuesday is known as "Taco Tuesday," when people can at least enjoy eating tacos. "Monday? You mean…
“Tacos alone will not fill the emptiness in your soul. You will also need tequila”
"Tacos alone won't fill the emptiness in your soul. You'll also need beer/tequila" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tacos alone won't fill the…
“Tacos alone won’t fill the emptiness in your soul. You’ll also need beer”
"Tacos alone won't fill the emptiness in your soul. You'll also need beer/tequila" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tacos alone won't fill the…
“Tacos alone won’t fill the emptiness in your soul. You’ll also need hot sauce”
"Tacos alone won't fill the emptiness in your soul. You'll also need beer/tequila" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tacos alone won't fill the…
“Tacos alone won’t fill the emptiness in your soul. You’ll also need margaritas”
"Tacos alone won't fill the emptiness in your soul. You'll also need beer/tequila" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tacos alone won't fill the…
“Tacos alone won’t fill the emptiness in your soul. You’ll also need tequila”
"Tacos alone won't fill the emptiness in your soul. You'll also need beer/tequila" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tacos alone won't fill the…
“Tacos are edible folders”
Tacos have been compared to folders. "Lol tacos are just meat folders" was posted on Twitter by Shampagne on July 1, 2015. "don't think of them as tacos. Think of them as deep…
“Tacos are healthier than crystal meth”
"Bacon is healthier than crystal meth," "Donuts are healthier than crystal meth," "Pizza is healthier than crystal meth" and "Tacos are healthier than crystal…
“Tacos are just deconstructed cheeseburgers”
A taco has sometimes been called a "deconstructed cheeseburger." "Ketchup on tacos is a deconstructed cheeseburger" was posted on Twitter by Bath Salt Sloth on January 2, 2016.…
“Tacos are just meat folders”
Tacos have been compared to folders. "Lol tacos are just meat folders" was posted on Twitter by Shampagne on July 1, 2015. "don't think of them as tacos. Think of them as deep…
“Tacos are just well-organized nachos”
Both tacos and nachos share the same ingredients, but to many, the ingredients are "better organized" inside tacos. "Tacos are just highly organized nachos" was posted on…
“Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic”
"Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic" is a jocular one-line saying about sarcasm that has been printed on many images. Wikipedia: Will & GraceWill &…
“Tact is the ability to step on a fellow’s shoes without ruining his shine”
"Tact is the ability to step on a man’s toes without messing up the shine on his shoes" (or "Tact is the ability to step on a man’s toes without scuffing the shine on his…