Country school boards (or athletic boards) can be divisive over even simple things. A popular joke is told of an athletic board (or a school board) sending a losing football coach (or an assistant…
An old joke is about a young couple arriving very late to a baseball game. The man asks for the score and is told that it's still 0-0. The woman then declares, "Good! We haven't…
People who are dismissed from jobs are often given two weeks' notice. Failed personal trainers might be given, according to the pun, a "too weak notice." "Too weak notice"…
"The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli" is a jocular line of mock literature from the New York City-based television sitcom Seinfeld, on…
"The season of leggings and yoga pants is upon us" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, summer is over and it's autumn. "'Makay, the season of…
"The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you're off it" is a jocular dieting saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is usually…
"The secret ingredient is love" (or "The secret ingredient is always love") is a cooking saying that has been printed on many images. "The secret ingredient is (always)…
"The secret ingredient is love" (or "The secret ingredient is always love") is a cooking saying that has been printed on many images. "The secret ingredient is (always)…
"The secret ingredient is love" (or "The secret ingredient is always love") is a cooking saying that has been printed on many images. "The secret ingredient is (always)…
"The secret ingredient is love" (or "The secret ingredient is always love") is a cooking saying that has been printed on many images. "The secret ingredient is (always)…
"The secret ingredient is one heaping teaspoon of love" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on January 9, 2014. Authorship is unknown.…
"The secret of eternal youth is arrested development" was said several times by Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980), the only daughter of Theodore Roosevelt, the 26th President of the…
Entry in progress -- B.P. [This quotation was also researched by the Quote Investigator.] 9 December 1923, Coshocton (OH) Tribune, pg. 3, col. 7 ad:Half the game of getting ahead is getting…
"The secret of success is to start from scratch and keep on scratching" is a quotation about success that has been included in many quotation collections. "Our idea of the average…
"The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don't cook. Ever" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don't cook…
"The secret to a happy life is to drink beer and avoid talking to/with morons" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. A slightly different and older saying is, “The…
"The secret to a happy life is to drink beer and avoid talking to/with morons" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. A slightly different and older saying is, “The…
"The key to a happy life is to drink coffee before work and avoid talking to morons" and "The secret to a happy life is to drink coffee and avoid talking to morons" are coffee…
"The secret to a happy life is to drink beer and avoid talking to/with morons" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. A slightly different and older saying is, “The…
"The secret to a happy life is to drink good wine and avoid talking to morons" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. A slightly different and older saying is, “The…