“The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes”
"The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one must have more expensive toys the richer…
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“The right sandwich eaten at the right time can show you the light of God”
The right sandwich eaten at the right time can be magical. "Never underestimate the power of the right sandwich at the right time. ✨" was posted on Facebook by New York Deli &…
“The right to bear arms means no tattoos”
The Second Amendment "right to bear arms" has nothing to do with "bears" or "bare arms," but there are several tattoo jokes. "Going to the tattoo shop to forfeit…
“The Right Way to Invest” & Fireman’s Carry symbol (Oppenheimer Funds)
Oppenheimer Funds is now owned by the Massachusetts Mutual Life Insurance Company (MassMutual), but Oppenheimer maintains a presence at Two World Financial Center, 225 Liberty Street.…
“The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision”
"Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision”
"Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“The road to a friend’s house is never long”
"The road to a friend's house is never long" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "To a friend's house the road is never long" has been cited in print…
“The road to fascism is lined with people telling you to stop overreacting”
"The road to fascism is lined with people telling you to stop overreacting" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Fascism wants quiet acceptance. "The road to fascism is…
“The road to hell is paved with inspirational quotes on social media”
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions" is a proverb dating to at least the 1820s. "The road to hell is paved with inspirational quotes on social media" was posted on…
“The road to hell is paved with inspirational tweets”
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions" is a proverb dating to at least the 1820s. "The road to hell is paved with inspirational quotes on social media" was posted on…
“The road to hell is paved with Ivy League degrees”
"The road to hell is paved with Ivy League degrees" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The usual saying is, "The road to hell is paved with good intentions. The saying…
“The road to success is always under construction” (business adage)
"The road to sucess is always under construction" is a popular adage used in business and in otehr fields. The quotation is often attributed to actress/comedienne Lily Tomlin, but the…
“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places”
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places" -- that is, there will be many temptations causing people to stop short of their goals -- is a saying that has been…
“The road to truth is paved with lost friends and offended strangers…”
"The road to truth is paved with lost friends and offended strangers..." is a saying that has been printed on an image. "The road to enlightenment is paved with lost friends and…
“The road to tyranny is paved with people telling you to stop questioning everything”
"The road to tyranny is paved with people telling you to stop questioning everything" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "The road to tyranny is paved with people…
“The roadside farm sign said: ‘DUCK, EGGS’” (joke)
A "duck, eggs" joke was posted on Twitter by Fred Delicious on November 2, 2016: [sees a sign outside a farm that says "duck, eggs"]"huh. Why'd they put a comma after…
“The rodeo ain’t over till the bull riders ride”
"Church is never out until they stop singing" is a saying that has been popular since the late 1800s. "It ain't over 'til it's over" is a similar saying that has…
“The Romaine empire has fallen. Caesar is dead. Lettuce pray”
"The Romaine empire has fallen. Caesar is dead. Lettuce pray" are three puns that have been printed on an image. "Roman Empire" becomes Romaine lettuce. "Julius…
“The Roman numerals for forty (40) are XL” (i.e., weight gain at 40 makes one Xtra Large)
Many people get fat when they are in their forties. "Fat, fair and forty" is a British satirical print from 1786. "Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are…
“The room was so small, I had to go out in the hall to change my mind”
New York City apartments and hotel rooms are usually very small. "The room was so small," an old joke goes, "I had to go out in the hall to change my mind." The joke appeared in…