"The road to sucess is always under construction" is a popular adage used in business and in otehr fields. The quotation is often attributed to actress/comedienne Lily Tomlin, but the…
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places" -- that is, there will be many temptations causing people to stop short of their goals -- is a saying that has been…
"The road to truth is paved with lost friends and offended strangers..." is a saying that has been printed on an image. "The road to enlightenment is paved with lost friends and…
"The road to tyranny is paved with people telling you to stop questioning everything" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "The road to tyranny is paved with people…
A "duck, eggs" joke was posted on Twitter by Fred Delicious on November 2, 2016: [sees a sign outside a farm that says "duck, eggs"]"huh. Why'd they put a comma after…
"Church is never out until they stop singing" is a saying that has been popular since the late 1800s. "It ain't over 'til it's over" is a similar saying that has…
"The Romaine empire has fallen. Caesar is dead. Lettuce pray" are three puns that have been printed on an image. "Roman Empire" becomes Romaine lettuce. "Julius…
Many people get fat when they are in their forties. "Fat, fair and forty" is a British satirical print from 1786. "Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are…
New York City apartments and hotel rooms are usually very small. "The room was so small," an old joke goes, "I had to go out in the hall to change my mind." The joke appeared in…
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterMichael Tucker@tichaelmuckerEarth's axial rotation period totally makes my day.3:18 PM - 19 Oct 2010 TwitterJim M.@jemappellejimboEarth's rotation…
London's Royal Albert Hall opened in 1871 and has long been known for its poor acoustics. "Meanwhile, the celebrated echo belonging to the Albert Hall has been tracked" was printed…
Chips (such as potato chips or tortilla chips) often break in a dip. "#iHate when the chip break in the dip and you send in the recon chip, and it break too!" was posted on Twitter by…
"The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket" is a popular saying and a response to shady financial operators who promise to "double your…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Sahara desert version is: "The Sahara desert walks into a bar. The barman says,…
Human tears have salt in them. Many cooking recipes require salt. "the salt from tears in your food will just add flavor" was posted on X/Twitter by Foster The People on February 24,…
"Make no mistake, the same people who are demanding you accept and tolerate their way of life passionately hate you for yours and are relentlessly seeking to destroy it" and "The…
"The same people who sell the panic, sell the vaccine" and "The ones selling the panic are the same ones selling the vaccine" are COVID-19 (coronavirus) sayings that have been…
Halloween is October 31st, and the next day is November 1st. Bills are often due on the first of a month. This was posted on X/Twitter by 🦋@simplylay on October 30, 2022, and this received over…
The song "Born to Be Wild" by Steppenwolf, featured in the motorcycle travel movie Easy Rider (1969), contains the lyrics, "Head out on the highway." "I think the scariest…
Halloween is October 31st, and the next day is November 1st. Bills are often due on the first of a month. This was posted on X/Twitter by 🦋@simplylay on October 30, 2022, and this received over…