“The resistance is not something you join. It’s what you do”
"The resistance is not something you join. It's what/who you are" (or "The resistance is not something you join. It's what you do") is a saying that has been printed…
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“The resistance is not something you join. It’s who you are”
"The resistance is not something you join. It's what/who you are" (or "The resistance is not something you join. It's what you do") is a saying that has been printed…
“The restaurant advertised ‘Chicken Dinner $1.” I paid $1 and they gave me a bowl of corn”
"The restaurant advertised 'Chicken Dinner $1." I paid $1 and they gave me a bowl of corn" is a joke of unknown authorship. The joke is that the "chicken dinner" is…
“The restaurant sign says, ‘Try our new menu.’ I’m guessing it tastes like paper”
When a restaurant says to try the new tasting menu, it's implied to try the food on the menu, not the actual menu. The actual menu tastes like paper. "Or come into @PattyBolands early to…
“The restaurant’s special of the day was dalas. The waiter said it was mixed salad”
"Mixed salad" does not mean that the word "salad" is mixed, but there are jokes. This was posted on Sickipedia on July 6, 2017: In the restaurant the special of the day was…
“The revolution will be memed”
"The revolution will not be televised" (1970) is a poem and song by Gil Scott-Heron (1949-2011). "The revolution will be memed" is a popular meme. "the revolution will be…
“The reward for saving your money is being able to pay your taxes without borrowing”
"The reward for saving your money is being able to pay your taxes without borrowing" is a jocular line that's popular at tax time. "The master farmer is the farmer who can pay…
“The reward for saving your money is being able to pay your taxes without borrowing”
"The reward for saving your money is being able to pay your taxes without borrowing" is a jocular line that's popular at tax time. "The master farmer is the farmer who can pay…
“The reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Jonas SalkJonas Edward Salk (October 28, 1914 – June 23, 1995) was an American medical researcher and virologist, best known for his discovery and development…
“The rewind on the remote of life does not work”
"Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. On the American teen drama television series Dawson's Creek, the…
“The rich and powerful piss on us and the media tell us it’s raining”
"The rich and powerful piss on us and the media tells us it's raining" is a saying that has been printed on several images. “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining” is…
“The rich and powerful piss on us and the media tells us it’s raining”
"The rich and powerful piss on us and the media tells us it's raining" is a saying that has been printed on several images. “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining” is…
“The rich are the only dangerous minority”
"The only dangerous minority is the rich" (or "The rich are the only dangerous minority") is an anti-capitalist saying that has been printed on many images. "One side says…
“The rich have advantages that money cannot buy”
American economist Larry Summers wrote an opinion in the Financial Times on June 8, 2014, titled "The rich have advantages that money cannot buy." Summers pointed out that income…
“The rich invest in time, the poor invest in money”
“The rich invest in time, the poor invest in money" is almost always credited to American investor Warren Buffett, but it's uncertain if the widely quoted ( and well-cited) Buffett said…
“The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes”
"The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one must have more expensive toys the richer…
“The right sandwich eaten at the right time can show you the light of God”
The right sandwich eaten at the right time can be magical. "Never underestimate the power of the right sandwich at the right time. ✨" was posted on Facebook by New York Deli &…
“The right to bear arms means no tattoos”
The Second Amendment "right to bear arms" has nothing to do with "bears" or "bare arms," but there are several tattoo jokes. "Going to the tattoo shop to forfeit…
“The Right Way to Invest” & Fireman’s Carry symbol (Oppenheimer Funds)
Oppenheimer Funds is now owned by the Massachusetts Mutual Life Insurance Company (MassMutual), but Oppenheimer maintains a presence at Two World Financial Center, 225 Liberty Street.…
“The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision”
"Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…