"The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who…

“Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.

“The highways of life are full of flat squirrels who couldn’t make up their minds” was printed in The Assumption Pioneer (Napoleonville, LA) on November 15, 2001. “‘The highways of life are full of flat squirrels who couldn’t make up their minds.’~Unknown” was posted on the newsgroup alt.fashion on September 20, 2002. “The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision” was posted on the Democratic Underground blog on November 25, 2003. Authorship is unknown.

“‘Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.’ -Unknown-” (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by 21st Century Angels on March 26, 2016.

Newspapers.com
15 November 2001, The Assumption Pioneer (Napoleonville, LA), “What a Life!” by Very Rev. Wilmer L. Todd, pg. 2, col. 4:
“The highways of life are full of flat squirrels who couldn’t make up their minds.”

Google Groups: alt.fashion
Lipfinity or Outlast
Geri and sometimes Brian
Sep 20, 2002, 10:42:17 AM
(...)
“The highways of life are full of flat squirrels who couldn’t make up their minds.”
~Unknown

Democratic Underground
toddzilla
Tue Nov-25-03 04:48 PM
The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision
too damn true, and funny..

Google Books
Mixed Nuts:
A Novel
By Suzanne D. Lonn
Xlibris Corporation (Xlibris.com)
2008
Pg. 112
“You know, the highways are littered with flat squirrels who couldn’t make up their minds.”

Newspapers.com
21 February 2008, Breese (IL) Journal, “County Lines” by Lynn Venhaus, pg. 2C, col. 2:
NOTABLE QUOTABLES: The highways of life are full of flat squirrels who couldn’t make up their minds.—Anonymous

Twitter
Kimberly Ritchie
@kimberwom
“the road of life is littered with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision” take a wild guess which radio station i heard that on
10:12 AM · Jul 15, 2008

The Daily Digress
Saturday, March 29, 2008
South Carolina is such a small town.
According to a sign I saw in a dressing room recently, “The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.

Twitter
Chuck Walker
@cwalker71
Thought for the day… “The road of life is full of flat squirrels who couldn’t make up their minds”
10:06 PM · Aug 18, 2009

Twitter
Boxemoutdave
@boxemoutdave
‎The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who could. Not make a decision.
3:28 PM - 23 Dec 2010

Google Books
How To Speak With Confidence in Public
By Edie Lush
London, UK: Bluebird
2016
Pg. ?:
The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.

Twitter
21st Century Angels
@21CenturyAngels
Right or wrong, be decisive! The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
“Be decisive. Right or wrong,
make a decision. The road of
life is paved with flat squirrels
who couldn’t make a
decision.”
-Unknown-
6:34 AM · Mar 26, 2016

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News of the Force: Wednesday, June 15, 2016 - Page 1
NEWS OF THE FORCE
6/16/16
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Cuzin Gym’s Thought for the Day: The road of life is paved with flat squirrels that couldn’t make a decision. (Follow Cuzin Gym on Twitter:(@Gym52592742)

Facebook
Janis Ian
September 20, 2016 ·
QOTD: “Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.” -Unknown

Prozitude
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 2016
Squirrel
Be decisive.
Right or wrong to make a decision.
The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who could not make a decision.

Google Books
Medicine for a Merry Heart
By Larry Ellis
Ishpeming, MI: BookVenture Publishing LLC
2017
Pg. ?:
If there’s one thing I’ve learned in this life, it’s be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.

The Osbourne Group
Flat Squirrel Syndrome? Doesn’t have to be your affliction!
By David Rankin / January 5, 2017 / Osborne Insights Blogs
A phrase I saw displayed in poster format in a Toronto firm’s conference room sparked some thought. It said “The road of life is paved with flat squirrels that couldn’t make a decision”. We have all seen the poor squirrel confronted on the busy roadway facing big decisions with sometimes fatal results. Perhaps we share the same dilemma in business?

Corporate Management Group
THE FLAT SQUIRREL SOCIETY
November 01, 2017
(...)
One time I read this wisdom on Facebook: “Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.”

Let’s not be members of the Flat Squirrel Society.

Twitter
Lori King
@LoriKingBooks
Be decisive. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision. #Quoteoftheday #wordsofwisdom #Funny #addsomehumor
8:30 PM · Aug 12, 2018