“The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don’t cook. Ever”
"The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don't cook. Ever" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don't cook…
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“The secret to a happy life is to drink beer and avoid talking to morons”
"The secret to a happy life is to drink beer and avoid talking to/with morons" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. A slightly different and older saying is, “The…
“The secret to a happy life is to drink beer and avoid talking with morons”
"The secret to a happy life is to drink beer and avoid talking to/with morons" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. A slightly different and older saying is, “The…
“The secret to a happy life is to drink coffee and avoid talking to morons”
"The key to a happy life is to drink coffee before work and avoid talking to morons" and "The secret to a happy life is to drink coffee and avoid talking to morons" are coffee…
“The secret to a happy life is to drink good beer and avoid talking to morons”
"The secret to a happy life is to drink beer and avoid talking to/with morons" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. A slightly different and older saying is, “The…
“The secret to a happy life is to drink good tequila and avoid talking to morons”
"The secret to a happy life is to drink good wine and avoid talking to morons" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. A slightly different and older saying is, “The…
“The secret to a happy life is to drink good whiskey and avoid talking to morons”
"The secret to a happy life is to drink good wine and avoid talking to morons" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. A slightly different and older saying is, “The…
“The secret to a happy life is to drink good wine and avoid talking to morons”
"The secret to a happy life is to drink good wine and avoid talking to morons" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. A slightly different and older saying is, “The…
“The secret to a happy life is to drink margaritas and avoid talking to morons”
"The secret to a happy life is to drink good wine and avoid talking to morons" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. A slightly different and older saying is, “The…
“The secret to dancing is pretending you have a wedgie and trying to get it unstuck without hands”
"The secret to dancing is pretending you have a wedgie and trying to get it unstuck without hands" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on GIFs. "The secret to dancing…
“The secret to happiness is as easy as A-B-C: Always Brew Coffee”
"The key/secret to happiness is as easy/simple as A-B-C. Always Brew Coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "ABCs of life. Always Be Creating. Always Brew…
“The secret to living well & longer is: eat well, walk double, laugh triple & love without measure”
"The secret to living well and longer is: eat well, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Oriental secret for…
“The secret to managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the five who are undecided”
"The secret to managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the five guys who are undecided" is a quote that is frequently credited to New York Yankees and New York Mets…
“The self checkout lane was invented by a man who was sent to the store to buy tampons”
"So glad there are self checkouts when I'm sent to the store to buy tampons. I don't have to awkwardly avoid the cashier's eyes" was posted on Twitter by DunieLAF on…
“The self-deprecation society is taking applications for new members. I’ve already put myself down”
"The Self-Deprecation Society is now accepting new members. I've already put myself down" was posted on Twitter by ROBERT KENNY on March 10, 2016. "The Self-Deprecation Society…
“The self-depreciation society is taking applications for new members. I’ve already put myself down”
"The Self-Deprecation Society is now accepting new members. I've already put myself down" was posted on Twitter by ROBERT KENNY on March 10, 2016. "The Self-Deprecation Society…
“The Senate is the enemy” (House of Representatives saying)
A popular story told about the House of Representatives is that a freshman Democrat declared that a Republican across the aisle was his enemy. A House colleague told the freshman Representative…
“The Senate is the saucer into which we pour legislation to cool” (Senatorial saucer)
The "Senatorial saucer" conversation between George Washington and Thomas Jefferson is part of U.S. Senate legend. Jefferson had returned from France and was breakfasting with Washington.…
“The serve was invented so that the net can play” (tennis joke)
"The serve was invented so (that) the net can play" is a tennis joke by comedian Bill Cosby that has appeared in many quotation collections. The joke first appeared in Cosby's book,…
“The serving size of cheese should be ‘until you feel better’ and the nutritional information doesn’t matter because it’s medicinal”
Many people love cheese, and eat a lot of it. "The serving size of shredded cheese should be listed in handfuls" was posted on X/Twitter by Ꮍᴀᴇʟ on September 30, 2018. "The…