“Pornhub now has a category for Coronavirus videos. It’s for sick fucks”
Pornhub is a Canadian-owned internet pornography website. A joke is that the website is for "sick fucks" -- the word "sick" meaning "twisted" or…
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“Porsches are just spicy Volkswagens”
"Porsches are just spicy Volkswagens" is a car saying that has been printed on many images. Porsche is owned by Volkswagen AG, and there is a car called the Porsche Cayenne. "Audis…
“Porter, there’s a lamb in my hotel room!”/“Sir, that’s the mini baa.”
"Bar" sounds like "baa" when spoken by someone who drops the "r" sound. A joke was posted on Twitter by Ian Hall on January 13, 2015: "I asked a porter why there…
“Portland: Where young people go to retire”
Portland has been dubbed "where hipsters go to retire" and "where young people go to retire." "Colin Meloy once heard it (Portland, Oregon -- ed.) referred to as the place…
“Positive anything is better than negative nothing”
"Positive anything is better than negative nothing" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many posters. American writer and philosopher Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915) was…
“Positive, Open, Friendly” (Roger Smith Hotel)
The Roger Smith Hotel is located on a hotel row, at 501 Lexington Avenue. Its slogan is "Positive, Open, Friendly." http://www.jimsdeli.com/lodging/42-51_e/rogsmith.htmRoger Smith…
“Positivity is like coffee. It stirs your spirit and brightens your day”
"Positivity is like coffee. It stirs your spirit and brightens your day" is a coffee sayng that has been printed on many images. "Positivity is like coffee. It stirs your spirit and…
“Post office implies the existence of pre office”
There is a "post office," but no "pre office." "they don't call it the 'pre office' or the 'now office'...they call it the post office..." was…
“Post what you want. We can delete it in the morning.—Alcohol”
"Post/Tweet what you want. We can delete it in the morning. -- Alcohol" is a jocular social media saying that has been printed on many images. By the morning, the damage has been already…
“Posted a photo of my clean house and it was flagged and removed as ‘fake news’”
"Posted a photo of my clean house and it was flagged and removed as 'fake news'" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. That is, it's fake that the house…
“Posted a photo of my clean house on Facebook and it was flagged as fake news”
"Posted a photo of my clean house and it was flagged and removed as 'fake news'" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. That is, it's fake that the house…
“Posting and toasting” (basketball terminology)
"Posting and toasting" is a basketball term popularized by Walt Frazier, a New York Knicks player and later a color commentator for the team. To "post up" in basketball means to…
“Potato chip truck accident on the highway, expect de-Lays”
"MAJOR ACCIDENT ON I-35 A TRUCK HAULING SALTY SNACK HAS SPILLED ITS CARGO – EXPECT DE-LAYS®" was posted on Twitter by Oscar on April 23, 2014. "Potato chip truck accident on the…
“Potato kugel is just a casserole latke”
Potato kugel and potato latkes are two items of Jewish cuisine that have been compared to each other. "Kugel is like one big potato latke, just baked" was posted on Twitter by Tara Austen…
“Potato kugel is just a giant latke”
Potato kugel and potato latkes are two items of Jewish cuisine that have been compared to each other. "Kugel is like one big potato latke, just baked" was posted on Twitter by Tara Austen…
“Potato kugel is just latke cake”
Potato kugel and potato latkes are two items of Jewish cuisine that have been compared to each other. "Kugel is like one big potato latke, just baked" was posted on Twitter by Tara Austen…
“Potato soup is just a hot vegetable smoothie”
Soup has been compared to a vegetable smoothie. "RT @NowGamer_Dan: FF VII's Aeris once supposed that soup is actually just a hot vegetable smoothie. She was killed for this…
“Potatoes give us potato chips, French fries, and vodka”
Entry in progress -- B.P."It's amazing how potatoes give us chips, fries and vodka. Get your shit together, every other vegetable" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Potatoes imply the existence of potafingers”
There are potatoes, but not potafingers. "Toes" and "fingers" -- get the joke? "RT @NMcShake: Potatoes or potafingers" was posted on X/Twitter by Lama on November 13,…
“Potatoes make french fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying”
"Potatoes make french fries, chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying" is a potato saying that has been printed on several images. "Potatoes make…