“Preheat minutes are longer than regular minutes”
Preheating an oven might take 12-15 minutes. To many people, these minutes seem long. "Idk about y'all, but I think oven preheat minutes are longer than microwave minutes..." was…
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“Premature treejaculation—the act of erecting one’s festive decor in any month prior to December”
"premature treejaculation trejahk-yal•ay:shun the act of erecting one's festive decor in any month prior to December" is a jocular definition that has been printed on many images.…
“Preschool rules and bar rules are the same. You pee your pants, you go home”
"Preschool rules and bar rules are the same. You pee your pants, you go home" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Nursery school rules and bar rules are the…
“Pressing the key fob once locks the car. Pressing it like eight or nine times SUPER locks it”
Many people click the car locked more than once. This was posted on Twitter by Ygrene on June 11, 2022, and received over 202,400 likes: "Everyone knows that pressing the key fob once locks…
“Pressing the lock button on your car keys twice is essential. Just like saving your game twice”
Many people do things twice, just to make sure. "Pressing the lock button on your car keys twice is essential. Just like saving your game twice on Pokemon! #essetiallifestyle" was posted…
“Pressure can burst a pipe or pressure can make a diamond”
"Pressure can burst a pipe or pressure can make a diamond" means that pressure can bring out the best or the worst. ""Pressure made the diamond," entertainer Diana Ross…
“Pretend to honk if you like mimes” (bumper sticker)
Entry in progress -- BP Twitterzeppy.io weird@zeppy_weird#Funny "pretend to honk if you like mimes" new bumper sticker, #clown, #weird dec,…
“Pretty excited about making a huge Thanksgiving feast so my daughter can eat a roll”
Many people prepare a huge Thanksgiving feast, but one person (usually a daughter) doesn't eat much. "Pretty excited about making a huge Thanksgiving feast so my daughter can eat a…
“Pretty excited. Our loan was approved. We’re closing on a full tank of gas this weekend”
Gas prices can be expensive, and a joke compares it to getting a bank mortgage for a house. "Pretty excited. Our loan was approved. We’re closing on a full tank of gas this weekend" was…
“Pretty please, with sugar on top”
"Please" is a nice way to ask for something. By at least the 1880s, children were begging their parents with "pretty please." “Pretty please, with sugar on it" was cited…
“Pretty rude that it’s not Friday, but ok”
"Pretty rude that it's not Friday, but ok" is a non-Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "Very rude that it's not Friday" was posted on Twitter by KiKi…
“Pretty sure the heat index today is somewhere between boob sweat and Satan’s anus”
"Pretty sure the heat index today is somewhere between boob sweat and Satan's anus" is a jocular heat saying that has been printed on Someecards. "Pretty sure the heat index is…
“Pretty weird how we are all living in a time where not going to the gym is considered healthy”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreakThe 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute…
“Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after someone had just blown air from their mouth onto it”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to wear face masks and to socially distance from other people. Eric Schmidt posted on Twitter and Facebook about blowing out the candles on a…
“Pretty words are not always true, and true words are not always pretty”
"Pretty words are not always true, and true words are not always pretty" (or "True words are not always pretty, and pretty words are not always true") is a saying that has been…
“Pretzels are dough knots”
"Dough knots" sounds a little like "donuts." "Pretzels are dough knots" was posted on Twitter by "gage" on May 12, 2016. "Most pretzels are dough…
“Pretzels are just a vehicle for mustard”
Soft pretzels are often served with mustard. "Pretzels are only vehicles for mustard. I live in the fastlane" was posted on Twitter by Ticia Drake Isom on July 12, 2009. "Pretzels…
“Price action makes market commentary”
"Price action makes market commentary" has been a catchphrase of Bill Murphy, a chairman and director of the Gold Anti-Trust Action Committee (GATA), since at least 2000. A price move in…
“Price it low, watch it go; price it high, watch it die” (real estate adage)
"Quote it low, watch it go" and "Quote it high, watch it die" are popular real estate adages in Australia and New Zealand, where real estate is sold at auction. If a price is…
“Prices lead fundamentals” (Wall Street adage)
Paul Tudor Jones II, the founder of Tudor Investment Corporation, said in Jack D. Schwager's Market Wizards: Interviews with Top Traders (1989): "I always believe that prices move first…