“Popcorn is a sponge that feeds you butter”
Many people like lots of butter on their popcorn. "@Lybbe you are right about the popcorn but to me, it's just a vehicle for eating butter and parmaesan cheese" was posted on Twitter…
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“Popcorn is a steamed vegetable”
"Popcorn is a steamed vegetable" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on February 3, 2021. Corn is a vegetable, and corn kernels are heated to make popcorn. However, no one seriously…
“Popcorn is a vegetable”
Corn can be considered a rain, a vegetable and a fruit. What about popcorn? "Рорсоrn is a vegetable" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on May 20, 2020. Almost no one who eats…
“Popcorn is just a vehicle for butter and salt”
Many people like lots of butter on their popcorn. "@Lybbe you are right about the popcorn but to me, it's just a vehicle for eating butter and parmaesan cheese" was posted on Twitter…
“Popcorn is just a vehicle for eating butter”
Many people like lots of butter on their popcorn. "@Lybbe you are right about the popcorn but to me, it's just a vehicle for eating butter and parmaesan cheese" was posted on Twitter…
“Popcorn is probably just as unique as snowflakes”
Are popcorn kernels unique, like snowflakes? "Popcorn is like snowflakes: every piece is unique! and tasty" was posted on Twitter by Kylie Atherstone on September 4, 2009. "Popcorn…
“Popping a cell” (Rikers slang)
New York magazine published a cover story about the Rikers Island correctional facility on June 28, 2015. A recent inmate explained what "popping" a cell means: "I learned how to get…
“Poppy seeds are nature’s glitter”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Poppy seeds are the glitter of food”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Poppy seeds are the glitter of the bagel world”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Poppy seeds imply the existence of mommy seeds”
There are poppy seeds, but no mommy seeds. "There are a lot of things with Poppy seeds. Never see any Mommy seeds.........??" was posted on the newsgroup alt.sixtyplus on September 17,…
“Poppyseed is the opposite of mommyseed”
There are poppy seeds, but no mommy seeds. "There are a lot of things with Poppy seeds. Never see any Mommy seeds.........??" was posted on the newsgroup alt.sixtyplus on September 17,…
“Pork rinds are basically savory cotton candy”
Rousong (or "yuk sung") is known as "pork floss," "meat floss" or "meat cotton candy." Pork rinds, chicharrones and pulled pork have also been called…
“Pork rinds are just meat cotton candy”
Rousong (or "yuk sung") is known as "pork floss," "meat floss" or "meat cotton candy." Pork rinds, chicharrones and pulled pork have also been called…
“Pork rinds are just meat popcorn”
Pork rinds have been compared to popcorn. "Just found out what pork rinds are. Feel nauseous. Basically Pig skin popped like popcorn" was posted on Twitter by Emily Crosby on March 7,…
“Pork rinds are the popcorn of bacon”
Pork rinds have been compared to popcorn. "Just found out what pork rinds are. Feel nauseous. Basically Pig skin popped like popcorn" was posted on Twitter by Emily Crosby on March 7,…
“Pork rinds are the popcorn of ham”
Pork rinds have been compared to popcorn. "Just found out what pork rinds are. Feel nauseous. Basically Pig skin popped like popcorn" was posted on Twitter by Emily Crosby on March 7,…
“Pork rinds are the popcorn of the pig world”
Pork rinds have been compared to popcorn. "Just found out what pork rinds are. Feel nauseous. Basically Pig skin popped like popcorn" was posted on Twitter by Emily Crosby on March 7,…
“Porktuguese is like the other Romance Languages, except that it evolved from pig Latin”
"Porktuguese" (Portuguese language + pork) is not a language that exists, but there are jokes. "Learning the language that Brazilian pigs speak...porktuguese" was posted on…
“Porn gives people an unrealistic expectation of how quickly a plumber will get to your house”
Pornography is often accused of giving young people unrealistic expectations about sex. A joke gives a twist to this. "Porn is so unrealistic, there's no way you'd ever get a plumber…