“Popcorn is probably just as unique as snowflakes”
Are popcorn kernels unique, like snowflakes? "Popcorn is like snowflakes: every piece is unique! and tasty" was posted on Twitter by Kylie Atherstone on September 4, 2009. "Popcorn…
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“Poppadom implies the existence of poppasub”
"Poppadom" (a snack served at many Indian restaurants) has nothing to do with dominance and submission, but there are jokes. "why poppadom? why not poppasub? lets not…
“Poppadoms imply the existence of poppasubs and poppaswitches”
"Poppadom" (a snack served at many Indian restaurants) has nothing to do with dominance and submission, but there are jokes. "why poppadom? why not poppasub? lets not…
“Popping a cell” (Rikers slang)
New York magazine published a cover story about the Rikers Island correctional facility on June 28, 2015. A recent inmate explained what "popping" a cell means: "I learned how to get…
“Poppy seeds are nature’s glitter”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Poppy seeds are the glitter of food”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Poppy seeds are the glitter of the bagel world”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Poppy seeds imply the existence of mommy seeds”
There are poppy seeds, but no mommy seeds. "There are a lot of things with Poppy seeds. Never see any Mommy seeds.........??" was posted on the newsgroup alt.sixtyplus on September 17,…
“Poppyseed is the opposite of mommyseed”
There are poppy seeds, but no mommy seeds. "There are a lot of things with Poppy seeds. Never see any Mommy seeds.........??" was posted on the newsgroup alt.sixtyplus on September 17,…
“Pork rinds are basically savory cotton candy”
Rousong (or "yuk sung") is known as "pork floss," "meat floss" or "meat cotton candy." Pork rinds, chicharrones and pulled pork have also been called…
“Pork rinds are just meat cotton candy”
Rousong (or "yuk sung") is known as "pork floss," "meat floss" or "meat cotton candy." Pork rinds, chicharrones and pulled pork have also been called…
“Pork rinds are just meat popcorn”
Pork rinds have been compared to popcorn. "Just found out what pork rinds are. Feel nauseous. Basically Pig skin popped like popcorn" was posted on Twitter by Emily Crosby on March 7,…
“Pork rinds are the popcorn of bacon”
Pork rinds have been compared to popcorn. "Just found out what pork rinds are. Feel nauseous. Basically Pig skin popped like popcorn" was posted on Twitter by Emily Crosby on March 7,…
“Pork rinds are the popcorn of ham”
Pork rinds have been compared to popcorn. "Just found out what pork rinds are. Feel nauseous. Basically Pig skin popped like popcorn" was posted on Twitter by Emily Crosby on March 7,…
“Pork rinds are the popcorn of the pig world”
Pork rinds have been compared to popcorn. "Just found out what pork rinds are. Feel nauseous. Basically Pig skin popped like popcorn" was posted on Twitter by Emily Crosby on March 7,…
“Porktuguese is like the other Romance Languages, except that it evolved from pig Latin”
"Porktuguese" (Portuguese language + pork) is not a language that exists, but there are jokes. "Learning the language that Brazilian pigs speak...porktuguese" was posted on…
“Porn gives people an unrealistic expectation of how quickly a plumber will get to your house”
Pornography is often accused of giving young people unrealistic expectations about sex. A joke gives a twist to this. "Porn is so unrealistic, there's no way you'd ever get a plumber…
“Porn in a cup” (10-shot espresso drink)
The Pulp & The Bean, a Crown Heights coffee shop, in November 2010 offered "The Dieci" (Italian for "ten") -- ten shots of espresso in one cup (20 ounces). "It just…
“Porn is the only industry where having sex with your coworkers is encouraged”
"PSA DONT have sex with your co-workers....unless you do porn!!" is a jocular line that was posted on Twitter on February 1, 2012. "My porn career was over really fast when I…
“Pornhub now has a category for Coronavirus videos. It’s for sick fucks”
Pornhub is a Canadian-owned internet pornography website. A joke is that the website is for "sick fucks" -- the word "sick" meaning "twisted" or…