During a drought, reservoirs dry up. People often discover things in the reservoir that had previously been hidden under the water. A joke was posted on Twitter by Legs on August 14, 2021, and…
Many people cannot watch a movie without researching the actors (and sometimes the writer and director). "must be nice being able to watch a movie without the overwhelming urge to google every…
"Must Lett Tom Pick Onion" are sandwich instructions to add "mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions." It's not a sentence, but this was posted on Reddit -- Funny on…
"Dry January" means to abstain from drinking alcohol for the month of January. It does not mean drinking dry wines, but there are jokes. "Is a dry January when you only drink…
"My 2yo referred to her coat pockets as 'snack holes' and this is what I shall forever call them" is a snack saying that has been printed on many images. "2yo referred to…
"My bank account balance is a constant reminder that I'm safe from identity theft" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker has a low bank account balance.…
"My account was hacked. If you received an inappropriate message it was still me" is a jocular saying that has been pritned on several images. The joke is that an inappropriate message is…
Crazy people hear strange voices. Do crazy accountants and billing clerks hear strange invoices? "Horace McGonigle has heard about the billing clerk who went to a psychiatrist because…
"Trapeze" sounds like "trapped peas." "I used to be in the Circus. I was a Trapped Peas Artist" was posted on Twitter by IG:lil.eddie.turdle on June 7, 2011. "My…
"Invest in tennis balls. They have a high rate of return" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "My advice is..." or "My dog's advice is..." often…
Lines from the film National Lampoon's Animal House (1978) are frequently quoted. Flounder was in charge of his brother Fred's car, but the fraternity boys wrecked it. "You fucked…
"I lost my cool" usually means that someone has lost composure and has become agitated. However, a joke takes "I lost my cool" literally -- the air conditioning is broken.…
"I lost my cool" usually means that someone has lost composure and has become agitated. However, a joke takes "I lost my cool" literally -- the air conditioning is broken.…
"My alone time is for your safety" (or "My alone time is for everyone's safety") is a popular coffee/tea/wine saying that has been printed on many images. The sayings have…
"My alone time is for your safety" (or "My alone time is for everyone's safety") is a popular coffee/tea/wine saying that has been printed on many images. The sayings have…
"My alone time is for your safety" (or "My alone time is for everyone's safety") is a popular coffee/tea/wine saying that has been printed on many images. The sayings have…
"My alone time is for your safety" (or "My alone time is for everyone's safety") is a popular coffee/tea/wine saying that has been printed on many images. The sayings have…
"My alone time is for your safety" (or "My alone time is for everyone's safety") is a popular coffee/tea/wine saying that has been printed on many images. The sayings have…
"My attempt to make the perfect halal sandwich failed, when I made a pig's ear of it....." was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia Official on May 14, 2014. The joke originally was…
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…