"My cat is wondering why I keep cleaning my ice…

Cat lick themselves clean; people lick ice cream cones. “Your cat probably thinks I’m cleaning my ice cream cone” is a jocular line that was posted on Twitter on January 26, 2016.

“My cat is wondering why I keep cleaning my ice cream cone” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on July 10, 2017.

Twitter
Corey Stiles‏
@FITZSTILES
Your cat probably thinks I’m cleaning my ice cream cone.
9:00 PM - 26 Jan 2016

Twitter
Darren Brown‏
@coladash
My cat probably thinks I’m cleaning my ice cream cone…
12:13 PM - 10 Feb 2016

Twitter
Burgh Fan‏
@BurghFanNJ
I wonder if cats think I’m cleaning my ice cream cone?
6:24 AM - 12 Mar 2016

Twitter
Matt Kaufman‏
@makadelic_13
I wonder if my cats think I’m cleaning my ice cream cone
12:05 PM - 1 Feb 2017

Twitter
Swedish Canary‏
@SwedishCanary
My cat probably thinks I’m just cleaning this ice cream cone.
11:36 PM - 26 Apr 2017

Reddit—Oneliners
My cat is wondering why I keep cleaning my ice cream cone. (self.oneliners)
submitted July 10, 2017 by nephilis