“My cat is wondering why I keep cleaning my ice cream cone”

Cat lick themselves clean; people lick ice cream cones. “Your cat probably thinks I’m cleaning my ice cream cone” is a jocular line that was posted on Twitter on January 26, 2016.
 
“My cat is wondering why I keep cleaning my ice cream cone” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on July 10, 2017.
 
   
Twitter
Corey Stiles
@FITZSTILES
Your cat probably thinks I’m cleaning my ice cream cone.
9:00 PM - 26 Jan 2016
 
Twitter
Darren Brown
@coladash
My cat probably thinks I’m cleaning my ice cream cone…
12:13 PM - 10 Feb 2016
 
Twitter
Burgh Fan
@BurghFanNJ
I wonder if cats think I’m cleaning my ice cream cone?
6:24 AM - 12 Mar 2016
 
Twitter
Matt Kaufman
@makadelic_13
I wonder if my cats think I’m cleaning my ice cream cone
12:05 PM - 1 Feb 2017
 
Twitter
Swedish Canary
@SwedishCanary
My cat probably thinks I’m just cleaning this ice cream cone.
11:36 PM - 26 Apr 2017
 
Reddit—Oneliners
My cat is wondering why I keep cleaning my ice cream cone. (self.oneliners)
submitted July 10, 2017 by nephilis