“My BFF is a Bowl of Fattening Food”
"BFF" usually stands for "Best Friends Forever," but there have been many backronyms (back acronymns). One popular "BFF" backronym is "Bowl of Fattening…
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“My biggest contribution to workplace safety is having a cup of coffee in the morning”
"My biggest contribution to workplace safety is having a cup of coffee in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, without coffee, the speaker is not a…
“My biggest fear is a serial killer brewing a fresh pot of coffee while I’m trying to play dead”
"My biggest fear is a serial killer brewing a fresh pot of coffee while I'm trying to play dead" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on…
“My biggest obstacle is that I only like salads when they’re made by other people and cost $16”
"My biggest obstacle is that I only like salads when they’re made by other people and cost $16" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker likes a restaurant salad,…
“My bills ain’t even bills no more. They grown. I call them Williams”
"My bills ain't even bills no more. They grown, I call them Williams" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “You know a restaurant is fancy when instead of…
“My biology teacher asked what the function of carbohydrates were…”
A joke about carbohydrates was posted on Twitter by Jeff Computers on August 28, 2019: "My biology teacher asked what the function of carbohydrates were, but apparently 'filling the deep…
“My biology teacher grew human vocal chords in the lab. The results speak for themselves”
A pun was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on November 19, 2015: "Cancer research scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves." "My biology…
“My birthstone is a block of cheese”
"My birthstone is a block of cheese" is a cheese saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Solocaust on September 4, 2013, and on X/Twitter by…
“My birthstone is a coffee bean”
"My birthstone is a coffee bean" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 19, 2014. “My birthstone is a block of…
“My blood test came back today and my blood type changed from ‘A positive’ to ‘darkly roasted’”
"My blood type is dark roast (positive)" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I think my blood type is dark roast" was posted on Twitter by Mike…
“My blood type is dark roast positive”
"My blood type is dark roast (positive)" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I think my blood type is dark roast" was posted on Twitter by Mike…
“My blood type is dark roast”
"My blood type is dark roast (positive)" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I think my blood type is dark roast" was posted on Twitter by Mike…
“My body doesn’t produce its own alcohol. Therefore, I’m forced to take a supplement”
"My body doesn't produce its own alcohol. Therefore, I'm forced to take a supplement" is a drinking joke that has been printed on many images. "I have this medical…
“My body fat is not keeping me warm”
Many people gain an extra layer of fat in the wintertime. They rationalize that the fat will at least keep them warm, but they often still feel cold. "and why isn't the layer of fat that…
“My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to use hand sanitizer and to wash their hands frequently. "My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it…
“My body is a garden, not a graveyard”
"My body is a garden, not a graveyard" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Make your stomach a garden, not a graveyard!" was posted on the newsgroup…
“My body is a machine that turns alcohol into drunk texts”
Many people get drunk, and then drunk text on their phones. "my body is a machine that turns alcohol into drunk texts to women" was posted on X/Twitter by marq 𓆏 on May 5, 2024.…
“My body is a machine that turns beers into regrettable drunk texts”
Many people get drunk, and then drunk text on their phones. "my body is a machine that turns alcohol into drunk texts to women" was posted on X/Twitter by marq 𓆏 on May 5, 2024.…
“My body is a temple. Therefore I am a church and exempt from paying taxes”
"My body is a temple. Therefore I am a church and exempt from paying taxes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. “@Anrkiss: If the church is tax exempt and my…
“My body is a temple…to Dionysus”
"My body is a temple...to Dionysus" is a drinking saying that has been printed on ecards. "Well, you can always say that your body is a temple of Dionysus, and it’s always time to…