"My biggest obstacle is that I only like salads when they’re made by other people and cost $16" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker likes a restaurant salad,…
"My bills ain't even bills no more. They grown, I call them Williams" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “You know a restaurant is fancy when instead of…
A joke about carbohydrates was posted on Twitter by Jeff Computers on August 28, 2019: "My biology teacher asked what the function of carbohydrates were, but apparently 'filling the deep…
A pun was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on November 19, 2015: "Cancer research scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves." "My biology…
"My birthstone is a block of cheese" is a cheese saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Solocaust on September 4, 2013, and on X/Twitter by…
"My birthstone is a coffee bean" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 19, 2014. “My birthstone is a block of…
"My blood type is dark roast (positive)" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I think my blood type is dark roast" was posted on Twitter by Mike…
"My blood type is dark roast (positive)" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I think my blood type is dark roast" was posted on Twitter by Mike…
"My blood type is dark roast (positive)" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I think my blood type is dark roast" was posted on Twitter by Mike…
"My body doesn't produce its own alcohol. Therefore, I'm forced to take a supplement" is a drinking joke that has been printed on many images. "I have this medical…
Many people gain an extra layer of fat in the wintertime. They rationalize that the fat will at least keep them warm, but they often still feel cold. "and why isn't the layer of fat that…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to use hand sanitizer and to wash their hands frequently. "My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it…
"My body is a garden, not a graveyard" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Make your stomach a garden, not a graveyard!" was posted on the newsgroup…
Many people get drunk, and then drunk text on their phones. "my body is a machine that turns alcohol into drunk texts to women" was posted on X/Twitter by marq 𓆏 on May 5, 2024.…
Many people get drunk, and then drunk text on their phones. "my body is a machine that turns alcohol into drunk texts to women" was posted on X/Twitter by marq 𓆏 on May 5, 2024.…
"My body is a temple. Therefore I am a church and exempt from paying taxes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. “@Anrkiss: If the church is tax exempt and my…
"My body is a temple...to Dionysus" is a drinking saying that has been printed on ecards. "Well, you can always say that your body is a temple of Dionysus, and it’s always time to…
"My body is just a filter. Coffee goes in, sarcasm comes out" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The System comic has published this in comic form since at least…
"My body is not a temple, it’s more like a dive bar" and "My body is not my temple, it's more like a bar and grill" are sayings that have been printed on many images.…
"My body is not a temple, it’s more like a dive bar" and "My body is not my temple, it's more like a bar and grill" are sayings that have been printed on many images.…