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“Roman Catholic” has nothing to do with “ramen,” but there are jokes.

“The infamous Ramen Catholic Church, where they use noodles for communion” was posted on the newsgroup alt.fan.natalie-portman on August 6, 1999. “Have you heard about the new reformation taking place in the church? Instead of receiving Holy Communion we will now receive Noodles. Ladies and gentlemen… The Ramen Catholic Church” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on August 26, 2018.

“My friend’s church serves instant noodles for communion. She’s Ramen Catholic” was posted on Twitter by Pun Girl Pam on August 29, 2022. “My church serves noodles at communion. We’re Ramen Catholic” was posted on Twitter by Brian Hodge on October 4, 2022. “My church serves noodles at communion. We are Ramen Catholic” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on January 6, 2023.

Wikipedia: Ramen
Ramen (/ˈrɑːmən/) (拉麺, ラーメン, rāmen, IPA: [ɾaꜜːmeɴ]) is a Japanese noodle soup. It consists of Chinese wheat noodles served in a meat or (occasionally) fish-based broth, often flavored with soy sauce or miso, and uses toppings such as sliced pork (叉焼, chāshū), nori (dried seaweed), menma, and scallions. Nearly every region in Japan has its own variation of ramen, such as the tonkotsu (pork bone broth) ramen of Kyushu and the miso ramen of Hokkaido. Mazemen is the name of a ramen dish that is not served in a soup, but rather with a sauce (such as tare), like noodles that are served with a sweet and sour sauce.

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Rev. Carroll D. Kraston
Aug 6, 1999, 3:00:00 AM
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Usually, when someone says “Catholic”, they mean the roman church, but there’s the Anglican/Episcopal church, which calls itself catholic,(or as Marilyn Manson calls them, “Catholic Lite”), there’s the Old Catholic Church, which split off from Rome pretty early because of doctrinal differences, the Liberal Catholic Church, who I think are related to the Old Catholics, and of course, the infamous Ramen Catholic Church, where they use noodles for communion….ok, I made the last one up…

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/[deleted] August 26, 2018
Have you heard about the new reformation taking place in the church?
Instead of receiving Holy Communion we will now receive Noodles.
Ladies and gentlemen…
The Ramen Catholic Church

Twitter
Pun Girl Pam
@pungirlpam
My friend’s church serves instant noodles for communion. She’s Ramen Catholic.
#dadjokes #puns
9:56 AM · Aug 29, 2022

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Brian Hodge
@ebhodge
My church serves noodles at communion.
We’re Ramen Catholic.
2:58 PM · Oct 4, 2022

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•First Dé First Sho•
@TheSolutionBaba
I went to a church which served noodle as holy communion. I later realised it was a Ramen Catholic Church.
9:48 PM · Oct 4, 2022

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demopublician/republicrat = 1 & same.
@cchazmo222
My church serves noodles at communion. We’re Ramen Catholic…
3:40 PM · Oct 15, 2022

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Marty G
@fukinmarty
My church serves communion noodles. We’re Ramen Catholic.
4:03 PM · Dec 7, 2022

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Fire Canada
@1soonernut
My church serves communion noodles. We’re Ramen Catholic.
9:18 PM · Dec 7, 2022

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/tearaist57 January 5, 2023
What do you call a church that passes out noodles during communion?
Ramen catholic

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/ianainet January 6, 2023
My church serves noodles at communion.
We are Ramen Catholic.