“My car is getting 3 weeks to a gallon” (quarantine joke)

The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. Many people stayed at home and didn’t drive their cars.
 
“Anyone else getting two weeks to the gallon out of their car lately… #COVIDmotoring #lightenthemood” was posted on Twitter by @DavidOfIreland on April 2, 2020. “Anyone else’s car getting 3 weeks to the gallon at the moment ?” was posted on Twitter by Charles Trent Ltd later on April 2, 2020. “Anyone else’s car getting three weeks to the gallon at the moment?” was posted on Twitter by Daniel Fox also on April 2, 2020.
   
“Wow, my car got 3 weeks to a gallon” was posted on Twitter by UH Shasta on April 2, 2020. “My car’s getting 3 weeks to the gallon at the moment” was posted on Twitter by Roddy Murray, Author on April 3, 2020. “Breaking news: My car is getting 3 weeks to a gallon” was posted on Twitter by Ken Kal later on April 3, 2020.
 
 
Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.
   
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David Morrow
@DavidOfIreland
Anyone else getting two weeks to the gallon out of their car lately… #COVIDmotoring #lightenthemood
2:44 PM · Apr 2, 2020·Twitter for Android
     
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Charles Trent Ltd
@CharlesTrentLtd
Anyone else’s car getting 3 weeks to the gallon at the moment ?
4:44 PM · Apr 2, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Daniel Fox
@danielfoxfm
Anyone else’s car getting three weeks to the gallon at the moment?
5:48 PM · Apr 2, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
     
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TrevOneunitedfan
@TrevOneutdfan
Anyone else’s car getting 3 weeks to the gallon at the moment ?
7:00 PM · Apr 2, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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UH Shasta
@uh_shasta
Wow, my car got 3 weeks to a gallon
10:59 PM · Apr 2, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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ciaran the euro courier
@donnyc1975
Anyone else’s car getting 3 weeks to the gallon at the moment ?
1:25 AM · Apr 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
         
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Roddy Murray, Author
@RoddyMurray1
My car’s getting 3 weeks to the gallon at the moment.
6:34 AM · Apr 3, 2020·Twitter Web App
   
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TennesseePope
@heavysdaddy
My car is getting 2 weeks to the gallon right now.
8:38 AM · Apr 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Terence Austria
@unklt1
My car is getting 3 weeks to the gallon.  #Mazda
12:27 PM · Apr 3, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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Irishrygirl
Jane, you ignorant slut
@Babasnookie
Anyone else’s car getting 3 weeks to the gallon right now?
1:47 PM · Apr 3, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
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Ken Kal
@KenKalDRW
Breaking news: My car is getting 3 weeks to a gallon.
6:30 PM · Apr 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Irishrygirl
@irishrygirl
Anybody else’s car getting 3 weeks to a gallon?
9:34 PM · Apr 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone