“My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m getting fat”
"My hobbies include eating and complaining that I'm getting fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My hobbies include eating and complaining about how fat I…
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“My hobbies include eating and thinking about the next time I will be eating”
"My hobbies include eating and (also) thinking about the next time I will be eating" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My hobbies include eating and thinking…
“My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom”
"My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom" is a jocular line that has been printed on many gift items, such as bumper stickers and T-shirts. The bumper sticker has been cited in print…
“My homework ate my dog”
“The dog ate my homework” is an old, lame excuse for a student not handing in homework on time. "My homework ate my dog" has been the subject of several jokes. A
“My house gets cleaned a lot for a house that looks like it’s never been cleaned”
"My house gets cleaned a lot for a house that looks like it's never been cleaned" is a saying for someone who has a house with kids. There are several slight variations. "My…
“My house sure gets cleaned a lot for a house that looks like it never gets cleaned”
"My house gets cleaned a lot for a house that looks like it's never been cleaned" is a saying for someone who has a house with kids. There are several slight variations. "My…
“My house sure gets cleaned a lot for a house that looks like it’s never once been cleaned”
"My house gets cleaned a lot for a house that looks like it's never been cleaned" is a saying for someone who has a house with kids. There are several slight variations. "My…
“My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it”
"My house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Both "My house was clean last week, Sorry you missed it" and…
“My house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it”
"My house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Both "My house was clean last week, Sorry you missed it" and…
“My house was clean. Then the dogs woke up. The end”
"My house was clean. Then the dogs woke up. The end" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "My house was clean. Then the dogs woke up..." was posted on X/Twitter…
“My house was clean. Then the kids woke up. The end”
"My house was clean. Then the kids woke up. The end" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "my house was clean... for about an hour. Then the kids woke up :)" was…
“My housekeeping style can best be described as: ‘There appears to have been a struggle’”
"My housekeeping style can best be described as: "There appears to have been a struggle'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My housekeeping style…
“My houseplants probably wouldn’t die so fast if they could scream for food and water like my kids”
"My houseplants probably wouldn't die so fast if they could scream for food and water like my kids do" is a jocular line that has been printed on several images. The saying probably…
“My husband asked me to act like a ‘naughty school girl’ for him so I forged a note from my mother”
"My husband asked me to act like a 'naughty school girl' for him so I forged a note from my mother saying I don’t have to participate" is a sex joke that was posted on Twitter…
“My husband says I talk in my sleep, but nobody at work has ever mentioned it”
"My family/husband/wife says I talk in my sleep, but nobody at work has ever mentioned it" -- that is, the speaker sleeps at work -- is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many…
“My idea of a super bowl is a large bowl of guacamole”
The Super Bowl is a football game, but many people think a super bowl is a bowl of food. "My idea of a "super bowl" is a bowl of GRUB.. preferably turkey. And lots of it!" was…
“My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself”
Football bowl games shouldn't be confused with a toilet bowl, but there are jokes. "My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit”
A good brisk walk is often a recommended form of exercise. ""My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit" is a popular joke that has been told by several people. "His favorite…
“My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance”
"My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has sometimes been credited to American humorist Erma…
“My idols are shadowbanned and my enemies are all verified”
"My idols are shadowbanned and my enemies are all verified" is a saying (referring to Twitter) that has been printed on several images. That is, the people who Twitter promotes are bad,…