"My girlfriend just couldn’t accept my obsession…

Many people are obsessed with newspaper/internet horoscopes. “Taurus” sounds like “tore us.” “Before we split up, my wife was obsessed with horoscopes.I’m sure that’s what Taurus apart” was posted on Twitter by Brad Wade on April 19, 2011.

“My ex-wife says it was my obsession with horoscopes that Taurus apart” was posted on Twitter by sikjokes2011 on July 28, 2011. “My #girlfriend says it was my #obsession with #horoscopes that #Taurus apart” was posted on Twitter by Jesse Seedath later on July 28, 2011.

“My girlfriend just couldn’t accept my obsession with horoscopes. In the end it Taurus apart” was posted on Twitter by Dad Jokes on August 29, 2019.

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Brad Wade
@thatblokebrad
@GuyWakefield573 @McBrideo Before we split up, my wife was obsessed with horoscopes.I’m sure that’s what Taurus apart.
7:09 AM · Apr 19, 2011·Twitter for iPhone

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@BIG_BEAR_F1
Before we split up, my wife was obsessed with horoscopes.I’m sure that’s what Taurus apart.
7:38 AM · Apr 19, 2011·TweetList Pro

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Christian Wheel
@ChristianWheel
My ex was obsessed with horoscopes. I think that’s what Taurus apart.
8:20 PM · Apr 20, 2011·Hootsuite

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sikjokes2011
@sikjokes2011
My ex-wife says it was my obsession with horoscopes that Taurus apart. http://bit.ly/oI4BSW
7:08 AM · Jul 28, 2011·twitterfeed

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Jesse Seedath
@JesseSeedath
My #girlfriend says it was my #obsession with #horoscopes that #Taurus apart.
7:34 AM · Jul 28, 2011·Twitter Web Client

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funny humour
@funnyhumour
My ex-wife says it was my obsession with horoscopes that Taurus apart
11:54 AM · Jul 28, 2011·UberSocial for BlackBerry

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sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
My ex-wife says it was my obsession with horoscopes that Taurus apart.
3:02 AM · Jul 29, 2011·sickipediabot

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My ex-wife says it was my obsession with horoscopes that Taurus apart.

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PUNS
@omgthatspunny
My ex-wife says it was my obsession with horoscopes that Taurus apart.
10:06 AM · Dec 18, 2012·Buffer

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Bad Joke Cat
@BadJokeCat
My ex-wife says it was my obsession with horoscopes that Taurus apart.
4:46 PM · Jul 24, 2013·Hootsuite

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Iwan Thomas MBE
@Iwanrunner
My ex was obsessed with horoscopes…
Eventually it Taurus apart #RubbishJokes
3:23 PM · Feb 13, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

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Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My girlfriend just couldn’t accept my obsession with horoscopes.
In the end it Taurus apart.
2:59 PM · Aug 29, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/CHAINSAW_VASECTOMY December 24, 2019
My girlfriend and I downloaded a horoscope app that told us we weren’t a good match.
That app really Taurus apart.

LaffGaff
HOROSCOPE OBSESSION
By laffgaff March 6, 2020
My girlfriend just couldn’t accept my obsession with horoscopes.
In the end it Taurus apart.