"My girlfriend told me to choose between our…

A joke about being a news reporter was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on December 25, 2015:

“So my girlfriend told me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter. Well I’ve got some news for her.”

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
So my girlfriend told me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter.
Well I’ve got some news for her.
4:43 PM - 25 Dec 2015

Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
So my girlfriend told me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter.
Well I’ve got some news for her.
12:18 PM - 26 Dec 2015

Reddit—Jokes
So my girlfriend told me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter.
submitted December 28, 2015 by pooplicker888
Well, I’ve got some news for her.

Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
So my girlfriend told me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter.
Well, I’ve got some news for her.
4:12 PM - 23 Aug 2016

Reddit—Jokes
My girlfriend told me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter.
submitted November 4, 2016 by MrErickAlden
Well, I’ve got some news for her.

Reddit—3amjokes
My girlfriend wants me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter. self.3amjokes
Submitted May 23, 2018 by porichoygupto
Well, I’ve got some news for her.

“My girlfriend told me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter” (joke)