“My heart says chocolate and wine, but my jeans say, ‘eat a salad’”
"My heart says chocolate and wine, but my jeans say, "for the love of God, woman, eat a salad'" is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. "My heart…
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“My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys”
"My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys" is the title of a Sharon Rice/Sharon Vaughn-written song that appeared on the 1976 album Wanted! The Outlaws by Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Jessi…
“My high school was so small we had driver’s ed and sex ed in the same car”
"My high school was so small we had driver's education and sex education in the same car" is a joke that has been told by many people. This was printed in the Philadelphia (PA) Daily…
“My hobbies are breakfast, lunch and dinner”
"My hobbies are breakfast, lunch and dinner" is a jocular line that has been printed on shirts."My favourite hobbies are breakfast, lunch and dinner" was cited on Twitter on…
“My hobbies include drinking alcohol and throwing sarcasm around like confetti”
"My hobbies include drinking wine and throwing sarcasm around like confetti" is a wine saying that has been printed on an image. The saying (and image) was posted on Facebook and Twitter…
“My hobbies include drinking beer and throwing sarcasm around like confetti”
"My hobbies include drinking wine and throwing sarcasm around like confetti" is a wine saying that has been printed on an image. The saying (and image) was posted on Facebook and Twitter…
“My hobbies include drinking coffee and throwing sarcasm around like confetti”
"My hobbies include drinking wine and throwing sarcasm around like confetti" is a wine saying that has been printed on an image. The saying (and image) was posted on Facebook and Twitter…
“My hobbies include drinking vodka and throwing sarcasm around like confetti”
"My hobbies include drinking wine and throwing sarcasm around like confetti" is a wine saying that has been printed on an image. The saying (and image) was posted on Facebook and Twitter…
“My hobbies include drinking wine and throwing sarcasm around like confetti”
"My hobbies include drinking wine and throwing sarcasm around like confetti" is a wine saying that has been printed on an image. The saying (and image) was posted on Facebook and Twitter…
“My hobbies include eating and also thinking about the next time I will be eating”
"My hobbies include eating and (also) thinking about the next time I will be eating" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My hobbies include eating and thinking…
“My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m getting fat”
"My hobbies include eating and complaining that I'm getting fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My hobbies include eating and complaining about how fat I…
“My hobbies include eating and thinking about the next time I will be eating”
"My hobbies include eating and (also) thinking about the next time I will be eating" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My hobbies include eating and thinking…
“My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom”
"My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom" is a jocular line that has been printed on many gift items, such as bumper stickers and T-shirts. The bumper sticker has been cited in print…
“My homework ate my dog”
“The dog ate my homework” is an old, lame excuse for a student not handing in homework on time. "My homework ate my dog" has been the subject of several jokes. A
“My house gets cleaned a lot for a house that looks like it’s never been cleaned”
"My house gets cleaned a lot for a house that looks like it's never been cleaned" is a saying for someone who has a house with kids. There are several slight variations. "My…
“My house sure gets cleaned a lot for a house that looks like it never gets cleaned”
"My house gets cleaned a lot for a house that looks like it's never been cleaned" is a saying for someone who has a house with kids. There are several slight variations. "My…
“My house sure gets cleaned a lot for a house that looks like it’s never once been cleaned”
"My house gets cleaned a lot for a house that looks like it's never been cleaned" is a saying for someone who has a house with kids. There are several slight variations. "My…
“My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it”
"My house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Both "My house was clean last week, Sorry you missed it" and…
“My house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it”
"My house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Both "My house was clean last week, Sorry you missed it" and…
“My house was clean. Then the dogs woke up. The end”
"My house was clean. Then the dogs woke up. The end" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "My house was clean. Then the dogs woke up..." was posted on X/Twitter…