“My goldfish are named Major, Minor, Flat Nine, Bebop, Blues, and Altered” (joke)

A music joke was posted by Ellynne Rey‎ to Gigs from Hell (Funny Gig Stories) on Facebook on October 20, 2019:
 
“My goldfish are named Major, Minor, Flat Nine, Bebop, Blues, and Altered. I can tell them apart by their scales.”
 
“I have six goldfish named Major, Minor, Flat Nine, Bebop, Altered, and Blues. The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on January 29, 2020.
   
     
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‎Ellynne Rey‎ to Gigs from Hell (Funny Gig Stories)
October 20, 2019 ·
My goldfish are named Major, Minor, Flat Nine, Bebop, Blues, and Altered. I can tell them apart by their scales.
 
Twitter
Philippic Beatbox
@philippic6
My goldfish are named Major, Minor, Flat Nine, Bebop, Blues, and Altered…
I can tell them apart by their scales.
3:03 PM · Oct 20, 2019·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Dan Ogus
@DanOgus1
My goldfish are named Major, Minor, Pentatonic and Chromatic.
I can tell them all apart by their scales.
2:29 AM · Oct 21, 2019·Twitter Web App
 
Facebook
Arizona Choral Arts Association
November 14, 2019 ·
A little music nerd humor…
My goldfish are named Major, Minor, Flat Nine, Bebop, Blues, and Altered. I can tell them apart by their scales.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/figment1979 January 29, 2020
I have six goldfish named Major, Minor, Flat Nine, Bebop, Altered, and Blues.
The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales.
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And they live in harmony.