“My friends say I’m a pessimist. But I think it’s far worse than that”

“My friends say I’m a pessimist. But I think it’s far worse than that….” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Col on April 27, 2019.
 
“My friend’s say I’m a pessimist….But, I think it’s far worse than that” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on July 10, 2020, and again on Reddit—Oneliners on July 21, 2020.
 
     
Twitter
Col
@countcol
My friends say I’m a pessimist.
But I think it’s far worse than that….
9:27 AM · Apr 27, 2019·Twitter for Android
     
Twitter
Col
@countcol
My friends say I’m a pessimist….
But, I think it’s far worse than that.
4:42 AM · Jul 6, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Al
@_AjmWilliams
Replying to @aliberryy
“My friends say I’m a pessimist
But I think it’s far worse than that.”
3:44 PM · Sep 6, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
mike taylor
@mrrolight
@guerillacricket My wife says I’m a pessimist, but I think it’s far worse than that.
Actually she’s more pessimistic than me. She’s a vagina half empty kinda gal.
6:32 AM · Jan 7, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/Perfumo July 10, 2020
My friend’s say I’m a pessimist….But, I think it’s far worse than that.
 
Twitter
Kids and life hacks
@guys_and
My friend’s say I’m a pessimist….But, I think it’s far worse than that.
3:25 AM · Jul 10, 2020·IFTTT
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/Perfumo July 21, 2020
My friend’s say I’m a pessimist, but I think it’s far worse than that.
 
Twitter
Living Sarcasm
@SarcasmLiving
My friend’s say I’m a pessimist, but I think it’s far worse than that.
8:37 PM · Jul 21, 2020·TweetCaster for Android