“I saw a microbiologist today. He was bigger than I imagined”
A "microbiologist" is not a very small biologist, but there are jokes. "I saw a microbiologist today, He was bigger than I imagined" was posted on Twitter by Pete on January 2,…
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“I saw a movie on databases today. Can’t wait for the SQL”
"SQL" (Structured Query Language) can sound like "sequel." "That was almost as good as the database movie, Skye. I can't wait for the Sql" was posted on Twitter…
“I saw a pasta driving a piece of yellow fruit. Spaghetti in a car banana”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: CarbonaraCarbonara (Italian: [karboˈnaːra]) is an Italian pasta dish from Rome made with eggs, cheese (Pecorino Romano or Parmigiano-Reggiano), bacon…
“I saw a robin redbreast in Central Park, but it turned out to be a sparrow with an exit wound”
Many people in Manhattan visit Central Park in the spring. David Letterman, host of the New York city-based late-night television talk show Late Show with David Letterman, said in March 2001:…
“I saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. It would work much better on the front”
Some people commit suicide by throwing themselves in front of buses. "Today I saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. I couldn't help but think, it would work much better…
“I saw a sign in a shop window that read ‘Pay No Interest.’ So I carried on walking”
"Pay no interest" can have a double meaning. This joke was posted on Sickipedia on August 19, 2022: "I saw a sign in a shop window that read ‘Pay No Interest.’ So I carried on…
“I saw a sign on the road while driving today that said, ‘Survey Crew Ahead.’ I did. They looked okay”
The road sign "Survey Crew Ahead" confuses many people. A crew is surveying the road. "I saw a sign on the road while driving today that said, Survey crew ahead. I did. They looked…
“I saw a sign on the train saying, ‘Please give this seat to an elderly person’” (joke)
Some seats on buses and trains -- usually those near the exits -- are suggested for the elderly and disabled. A joke was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia Official on June 2, 2013: "Saw a sign…
“I saw a sign that made me piss myself. It said, ‘Toilets closed’”
"I saw a sign that made me piss myself. It said, 'Toilets closed'" is a joke that has been printed on several images. "I saw a sign today that made me piss myself…
“I saw a sign that made me shit myself. It said, ‘Bathroom closed’”
"I saw a sign that made me shit myself. It said, 'Bathroom closed'" is a joke that has been printed on several images. "I saw a sign today that made me piss myself…
“I saw a sign that said ‘falling rocks.’ I tried. It doesn’t”
A "falling rocks" sign is present on some mountain roads. "Rocks" is a noun, but "rocks" as a verb is a popular pun. "I keep seeing all these signs that say…
“I saw a sign that said ‘Slow Deer Crossing.’ Why don’t the deer just run faster?”
A "SLOW -- Deer Crossing" sign shouldn't be read as "slow deer crossing," but there are jokes. A Nancy comic strip on May 3, 1967, showed a fast deer sprinting in front of…
“I saw a sign that said ‘Watch for children’” (joke)
A popular joke about a certain street sign is: "I saw a sign that said 'Watch for children' and I thought, 'That sounds like a fair trade.'" "'Watch for…
“I saw a sign: ‘Rest Area 25 Miles.’ That’s pretty big. Some people must be really tired”
"I saw a sign: 'Rest Area 25 Miles.' That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired" is a joke about driving down a highway. The rest area is coming up in 25 miles; it…
“I saw a spider at the gym. He said it was leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg day”
When people go to a gym for "leg day," they work on their legs. Spiders have many legs. "Imagine how bad a spider's leg day is at the gym! 4 times worse than a humans!" was…
“I saw a sticker in the sports shop saying ‘Trampolines Half Price.’ I jumped on the offer”
To "jump" at an offer is to accept it quickly, before it expires or is taken by someone else. No actually jumping is usually involved, but there are jokes. "A trampoline was selling…
“I saw a weight-lifting bison. He was a buff fellow”
"Buffalo" sounds like "buff fellow," and there are gym jokes. "Why did the bison have so many girlfriends?Because he was a buff fellow" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“I saw an ad for a coffin and I thought., ‘That’s the last thing I need’”
The expression "that's the last thing I'll need" usually means that the person has no need for that thing. Jokes about a coffin take the "last thing" literally.…
“I saw an ad for burial plots and I thought, that’s the last thing I need”
The expression "that's the last thing I'll need" usually means that the person has no need for that thing. Jokes about a coffin take the "last thing" literally.…
“I saw an ad that said, ‘TV for sale-Volume Stuck on Full.’ I couldn’t turn that down”
A television joke is: "I was walking down the road the other day and I saw this advert in the window that said. 'Television For Sale -- Pounds 1 -- Volume Stuck On Full.' I thought:…