“I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time”

A joke about time was submitted by Tom Ward to the Edinburgh (Scotland) Festival Fringe in August 2015:
 
“I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time.”
 
The one-liner was voted one of the top jokes.
 
   
25 August 2015, The Daily Beast (New York, NY), “Britain’s Best Joke Features Germany and a Mobile Phone” by Tom Sykes:
Tom Ward: I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time.
     
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Rich Fiege‏
@RichFiege
“I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time” - Tom Ward
12:58 AM - 25 Aug 2015
 
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BooWiki‏
@BooWiki
My favourite #FringeFestival “I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time” - #TomWard
1:13 AM - 25 Aug 2015
 
The Scotsman (Scotland)
50 of the best jokes and one-liners from the Edinburgh Fringe Sara Pascoe is appearing at this year’s Fringe and has a number of entries in our top 50.
Published: 13:19 Friday 04 August 2017
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“I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time.” Tom Ward (2015)
 
Reddit—Oneliners
I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time.
submitted September 13, 2017 by wastoo