"I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations of the…
There are induction stoves, but no deduction stoves. "induction stoves imply the existence of deduction stoves" was posted on Twitter by "no earthquake (real wife geist)" on…
"I want abs, but I want ice cream more" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "People need to understand the difference between wants and needs. I want abs, but I need…
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
"Anarchy" can sound like "an 'R' key," and there's a pun: "I want anarchy. Because my keyboard is missing one." The joke was posted on Reddit on July 9,…
"I want food, cuddles, attention and exercise. I'm basically a puppy" (or "All I want is food, cuddles, attention and exercise. I'm basically a puppy") is a jocular…
"Fresh not frozen" might be a food preference, but this does not apply to ice cubes. However, there are jokes. "I want fresh ice cubes! None of that frozen shit! Lol! RT" was…
"I need some hot, steamy, earth shattering, mind-blowing... COFFEE!" (or "I want hot, steamy, earth shattering, mind-blowing... COFFEE") is a jocular coffee saying that has been…
A line in Woody Allen's 1966 Broadway comedy, Don't Drink the Water, has become much-quoted with food writers: "WALTER. I will not eat oysters. They're alive when you eat them.…
"Bartender" should not be confused with "Bart ender," but there are jokes. "I want to be a bartender. Men named Bart... look out" was posted on Twitter by Caitlyn Beth…
"I want to be a nice person, but everyone is just so stupid" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I want to be a nice person, but people are just so fucking…
"I want to be a nice person, but everyone is just so stupid" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I want to be a nice person, but people are just so fucking…
"I want to be a nice person, but everyone is just so stupid" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I want to be a nice person, but people are just so fucking…