“For Lent this year, I am giving up”
People who observe Lent “give up” something for 40 days. A popular Lent meme just states “give up," and ends that way. This joke has been printed on several ecards. "LOL!! RT…
“For Lent, everyone should give up”
People who observe Lent “give up” something for 40 days. A popular Lent meme just states “give up," and ends that way. This joke has been printed on several ecards. "LOL!! RT…
“For Lent this year, I’m giving up”
People who observe Lent “give up” something for 40 days. A popular Lent meme just states “give up," and ends that way. This joke has been printed on several ecards. "LOL!! RT…
“Pro tip, meal prepping is a great way to ensure that you always have food that is cold, a little old, and not what you’re in the mood for”
Many people don't like meal prepping because the food is a little old and a person often develops a craving for something different. This was posted on X/Twitter by Pamela J. Hobart (the…
“I got asked to leave a hall of mirrors yesterday. I said, ‘Don’t worry, I’ll see myself out’”
The saying "I'll see myself out" means that someone will leave the premises without further assistance. It doesn't mean literal seeing, but there is a hall of mirrors joke.…
“Subway implies the existence of Domway”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“Subway: Eat fresh! Domway: Don’t get fresh with me!”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“Subway. Eat fresh! Domway. You’ll eat however the fuck we tell you!”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“The name New York City Subway implies the existence of the New York City Domway and the New York City Versway”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“Subway implies the existence of both domway and switchway”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“At Subway, they make the sandwich how you tell them. At Domway, they tell you how you’re gonna get it”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“Subway??? No man, this is Domway. We tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“Underground trains are subways. Elevated trains are domways”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“If underground trains are called subways, are above ground trains called domways?”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“I used to be cool. Now I like to research menus and the parking situation before I go somewhere new”
Many people just don't go to a new restaurant anymore -- they research it before going. This was posted on Facebook by Sandra Hunt Hudson on January 14, 2026: "I used to be cool….. Now…
“It’s important to tell everyone you think Valentine’s Day is just a dumb, made up holiday. As opposed to all of the other holidays…”
Many people believe that Valentine's Day is an overly commercialized holiday, mostly made up by greeting card companies, florists and restaurants to improve business. However, no holidays are…
“Being left alone with your own thoughts can be scary. Be left alone with a plate of mozzarella cheese sticks instead”
"When your left alone in your thoughts...it can become scary" was posted on Facebook by Courtney Sisney-Gaynor on April 17, 2021. "Being alone with your thoughts can be a dangerous…
“Job interviews are just two people lying to each other”
It's sometimes said that a job interview is just two people lying to each other. The employer often lies on a job description, making it seem more interesting than it really is. The…
“A job interview is just two people lying to each other”
It's sometimes said that a job interview is just two people lying to each other. The employer often lies on a job description, making it seem more interesting than it really is. The…
“A job interview is a discussion between two liars”
It's sometimes said that a job interview is just two people lying to each other. The employer often lies on a job description, making it seem more interesting than it really is. The…