“I might be going to hell, but at least my coffee will never get cold!”
"I Might Be Going To Hell, But At Least My Coffee Will Never Get Cold!" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by "Coffee on the Brain" on May 27, 2022. Hell is said to be…
“I agree sex is great, but have you ever tried grocery shopping without kids?”
Shopping without kids is a rare "guilty pleasure" for some parents. "Yes sex is great! But have you tried grocery shopping with no kids?? 😂😂" was posted on Facebook by…
“You don’t fully know your own strength until someone tries to pull you onto a dancefloor against your will”
Some people really do not want to dance. This was posted on X/Twitter by cluedont on November 23, 2013, and it received over 900 likes: "You don't fully know your own strength until…
“Instead of spending $4 on coffee everyday I can spend $800 on Nespresso pods every two weeks to make it at home”
Some people try to avoid buying coffee at a place like Starbucks every day, and they buy Nespresso pods to save money. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Soup on March 15, 2026, and it received…
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Yurr (slang term)
Entry in progress -- BP Know Your Meme Yurr/Yerr YURR / YERR is a slang expression with various uses and meanings over the past two decades. The use of yerr and yurr has been mostly geo-located to…
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“After years of research, I finally figured out the secret to a healthy lawn…”
X/Twitter LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85 After years of research, I finally figured out the secret to a healthy lawn: sprinkle protein powder on the wet morning grass. The…
“I took a tour of the soda museum. It ended with a pop quiz”
A "pop quiz" usually doesn't involve soda pop, but there are jokes. X/Twitter LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85 Took a tour of the soda museum. Ended with a pop quiz.…
Pork of the Sea (swordfish)
Entry in progress -- BP Food & Wine Why Chefs Are Calling This Fish ‘The Pork of the Sea’ Once discarded, swordfish belly is now being smoked, cured, and served as pastrami and bacon in…
“Hand-scooped ice cream? That’s disgusting”
Many restaurants and ice cream shops offer "hand-scooped" ice cream. This means hard ice cream that is scooped with someone's hand (using an ice cream scoop), as opposed to soft ice…
“Hand scooped ice cream is funny because what’s the alternative, foot scooped? Robot scooped?”
Many restaurants and ice cream shops offer "hand-scooped" ice cream. This means hard ice cream that is scooped with someone's hand (using an ice cream scoop), as opposed to soft ice…
“I’m man enough to admit that when a place advertises ‘hand scooped ice cream’ I have no idea what the alternatives are”
Many restaurants and ice cream shops offer "hand-scooped" ice cream. This means hard ice cream that is scooped with someone's hand (using an ice cream scoop), as opposed to soft ice…
“Once a fork touches pet food it is taken out of rotation permanently. It is ritually impure, it must never touch human food again…”
Many people believe that once a fork, a knife or a spoon is used for cat food or dog food, it cannot be used for human food ever again. This comment was posted on X/Twitter by Lux on March 2, 2026,…
“Sunday mornings smell like coffee and feel like freedom”
"Sunday mornings smell like coffee and feel like freedom" is a Sunday saying that has been printed on several images. "Sunday mornings smell like coffee and feel like freedom"…
“Doing my taxes and shaking my head the whole time so everyone knows I disagree with it”
Paying taxes is not pleasant, and many people shake their heads -- as if that somehow improves matters, or at least registers a disagreement. "Doing my taxes and shaking my head the whole time…
“Filing my taxes and shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree with it”
Paying taxes is not pleasant, and many people shake their heads -- as if that somehow improves matters, or at least registers a disagreement. "Doing my taxes and shaking my head the whole time…
“Beer burps are the best burps”
Are beer burps the best burps, or is that just alliteration? "Ginger Beer makes the best burps" was posted on Facebook on Chelsea Kunkle by May 15, 2010. "I like root beer. It gives…
“Anyone in NYC want to sublet my room while I’m at work (must be out of there by the time I get back, no weekends)”
New York City housing is expensive. Maybe an apartment can be sublet when the owner isn't using it? This was posted on X/Twitter by matt on March 3, 2026, and it received over 10,000 likes:…