"I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right…

Jocular advice on eating pizza was posted on X/Twitter by Henpecked Hal on February 28, 2023, and this received over 1,300 likes:

“I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.”

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Henpecked Hal
@HenpeckedHal
I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count
2:02 PM · Feb 28, 2023

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Vo Vo Guy 🕴️
@hakenhaai
I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count
3:01 PM · Feb 28, 2023

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Clay and Loretta
@cdefriend
Fitness tips:
If you eat a big meal right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards today or tomorrow so they don’t count.
8:56 PM · Mar 4, 2023 from Shreveport, LA·

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Careem
@careem
Life hack: if you order pizza right at
midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count. Follow me for more pizza advice.
11:12 AM · Mar 5, 2023

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Henpecked Hal
@HenpeckedHal
I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.
12:43 AM · Feb 17, 2025

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All You Can Eat
February 18, 2025 at 8:14 AM ·
I like this advice 🤣🤣
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