“When does Thanksgiving bread rise?”/“When you yeast expect it.”
Bread has yeast, and there are "when you yeast expect it" puns (for "when you least expect it"). "When does your bread go bad? When you yeast expect it" was posted on…
“When does bread go bad?”/“When you yeast expect it.”
Bread has yeast, and there are "when you yeast expect it" puns (for "when you least expect it"). "When does your bread go bad? When you yeast expect it" was posted on…
“Bread goes bad when you yeast expect it”
Bread has yeast, and there are "when you yeast expect it" puns (for "when you least expect it"). "When does your bread go bad? When you yeast expect it" was posted on…
“Bread puns happen when you yeast expect it”
Bread has yeast, and there are "when you yeast expect it" puns (for "when you least expect it"). "When does your bread go bad? When you yeast expect it" was posted on…
“Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them”
Bread has yeast, and there are "when you yeast expect it" puns (for "when you least expect it"). "When does your bread go bad? When you yeast expect it" was posted on…
“Remember when water was the only brand of water?”
In the 1950s and 1960s, about the only "brand" of water was tap water. "Remember when water was the only brand of water?" was posted on X/Twitter by Destry on February 12, 2026.…
“Remember back when tap water was the only brand of water?”
In the 1950s and 1960s, about the only "brand" of water was tap water. "Remember when water was the only brand of water?" was posted on X/Twitter by Destry on February 12, 2026.…
“Where does a magic scientist work?”/“In a labracadabratory.”
"Labracadabratory" is a blend of the words "laboratory" and "abracadabra," and has been used in jokes. "Where does a scientist wizard work?" was posted on…
“Where does a scientist wizard work?”/“In a labracadabratory.”
"Labracadabratory" is a blend of the words "laboratory" and "abracadabra," and has been used in jokes. "Where does a scientist wizard work?" was posted on…
“New York/Newark some Mario Wario shit”
Mario is a Japanese video game series, and "Mario" is an Italian plumber from Brooklyn. "Wario" is a similarly named character, and many people believe he's from Newark,…
“Newark is next to New York. That’s some Wario Mario shit”
Mario is a Japanese video game series, and "Mario" is an Italian plumber from Brooklyn. "Wario" is a similarly named character, and many people believe he's from Newark,…
“Curling seems like the kind of game Mr. Miyagi would’ve made up to trick Daniel into cleaning his floors”
In the film The Karate Kid (1984), the instructor Mr. Miyagi has student Daniel do tasks such as paint his fence and wax his car. Later, it's revealed that this builds muscles for karate. This…
“Why is there a light in the fridge, but not in the freezer? Yes, that food may be colder, but it still deserves to be seen”
Many people have wondered why there is a light in the refrigerator, but usually not in the freezer. Some refrigerators do have a freezer light, but historically this is the minority. The answer is…
“Why is there a light in the refrigerator, but not in the freezer?”
Many people have wondered why there is a light in the refrigerator, but usually not in the freezer. Some refrigerators do have a freezer light, but historically this is the minority. The answer is…
“A chicken nugget is a meatball. And nothing can change that fact”
Chicken nuggets have been compared to meatballs. "nuggets are just like fried meatballs that were flattened, no?" was posted on Twitter by Jasmine Ang on July 27, 2011.…
“I’m 200 pages into The Count of Monte Cristo and I have not read a single word about the sandwich yet…”
The Count of Monte Cristo (1846) is a very long novel (about 1,200 pages) by the French writer Alexandre Dumas. The Monte Cristo sandwich is an egg-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan-fried.…
“I’m 700 pages into The Count of Monte Cristo, when is he gonna invent this sandwich”
The Count of Monte Cristo (1846) is a very long novel (about 1,200 pages) by the French writer Alexandre Dumas. The Monte Cristo sandwich is an egg-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan-fried.…
“Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random walking by agrees with you”
X/Twitter is a not-so-great social media place to post when a person has few followers, or is shadowbanned. It can be like talking to one's self in the mirror. "twitter is like talking to…
“Facebook is like talking to yourself in public and some random walking by agrees with you”
X/Twitter is a not-so-great social media place to post when a person has few followers, or is shadowbanned. It can be like talking to one's self in the mirror. "twitter is like talking to…
“We should get rid of Valentine’s Day and replace it with a second Thanksgiving”
Many people don't like Valentine's Day because it's about love, but they do enjoy meeting people and eating together. It's been suggested to get rid of Valentine's Day and…