“Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store”
Many people are tired of the endless cycle of shopping for groceries. "Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store" was posted on X/Twitter by "your other…
“These egg prices better not affect the Cadbury ones”
The bird flu caused eggs to become expensive. Cadbury Creme Eggs are different than regular eggs, but there are jokes. "These egg prices better not affect the Cadbury ones" was posted on…
“They say you’re only as old as you feel. Well I feel like I’ve been exhumed from the tombs of Egypt, given a cup of coffee and been sent to work”
"They say you’re only as old as you feel. Well I feel like I’ve been exhumed from the tombs of Egypt, given a cup of coffee and been sent to work" is a jocular saying that has been…
“The reason adults aren’t picky eaters is because they buy food that they like to eat”
It's often said that kids can be picky eaters, but that adults are not. This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on July 14, 2020: "the reason adults aren’t picky eaters is because…
“Of the 400,000 people who attended Woodstock in ‘69, 1,200,000 are still alive”
The Woodstock Music and Art Fair on August 15-16, 1969 became synonymous with the counterculture of the 1960s. A great many people claim to have been there, and there's a joke. "Fun fact:…
“Fun fact: Out of the 400,000 people who attended Woodstock, 637,000 are still alive today”
The Woodstock Music and Art Fair on August 15-16, 1969 became synonymous with the counterculture of the 1960s. A great many people claim to have been there, and there's a joke. "Fun fact:…
“Of the 400 thousand people who attended Woodstock, a couple million are still alive”
The Woodstock Music and Art Fair on August 15-16, 1969 became synonymous with the counterculture of the 1960s. A great many people claim to have been there, and there's a joke. "Fun fact:…
Bethel: “Of the 400,000 people who attended Woodstock in ‘69, 1,200,000 are still alive”
The Woodstock Music and Art Fair on August 15-16, 1969 became synonymous with the counterculture of the 1960s. A great many people claim to have been there, and there's a joke. "Fun fact:…
“I bet when the first knife was invented, people thought it was the greatest thing since torn off chunks of bread”
“The greatest thing since sliced bread” is a popular expvession, but what about the invention of the knife? "I bet when knives were invented people thought they were the greatest thing…
“I bet when knives were invented people thought they were the greatest thing since torn off chunks of bread”
“The greatest thing since sliced bread” is a popular expvession, but what about the invention of the knife? "I bet when knives were invented people thought they were the greatest thing…
“Grating cheese is so fun until it starts getting scary”
"Grating cheese is so fun until it starts getting scary" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, when the block of cheese gets smaller, one risks getting fingers in the…
“Whatever…Reese’s Eggs are cheaper and taste better than real eggs anyway”
The bird flu in 2025 caused eggs to become expensive. This was posted on X/Twitter by Benny Boy on February 18, 2025, and it received over 2,500 likes: "Whatever…Reese’s Eggs are cheaper…
“Whatever…Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs are cheaper and taste better than real eggs anyway”
The bird flu in 2025 caused eggs to become expensive. This was posted on X/Twitter by Benny Boy on February 18, 2025, and it received over 2,500 likes: "Whatever…Reese’s Eggs are cheaper…
“I don’t know much, but I do know it’s really hard to feel bad when you’re eating dumplings”
Many people love to eat dumplings. "We might be a little biased, but we're pretty sure life is just better when you're eating dumplings!" was posted on X/Twitter by 168 Asian…
“It’s science: I eat dumplings, and my happiness Gyoza up”
Many people love to eat dumplings. "We might be a little biased, but we're pretty sure life is just better when you're eating dumplings!" was posted on X/Twitter by 168 Asian…
“It’s science: when you eat dumplings, your happiness Gyoza up”
Many people love to eat dumplings. "We might be a little biased, but we're pretty sure life is just better when you're eating dumplings!" was posted on X/Twitter by 168 Asian…
“My friend Sarah left her bottle of Pepsi at a rest stop about 60 miles south of Tampa. That’s where Sarah’s soda is”
Sarasota, Florida, shouldn't be confused with "Saah's soda," but there are jokes. "My friend Sarah accidentally left her Pepsi 60 miles south of Tampa. That's the…
“My friend Sarah accidentally left her Pepsi 60 miles south of Tampa. That’s the location of Sarah’s soda”
Sarasota, Florida, shouldn't be confused with "Saah's soda," but there are jokes. "My friend Sarah accidentally left her Pepsi 60 miles south of Tampa. That's the…
“It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands”
Many people clap when their plane lands and it's the end of a safe flight. Experienced travelers often cringe at the clapping. However, in early 2025, there were several plane crashes, and the…
“Due to recent airplane malfunctions, it is now socially acceptable to clap when the plane lands”
Many people clap when their plane lands and it's the end of a safe flight. Experienced travelers often cringe at the clapping. However, in early 2025, there were several plane crashes, and the…