“Would you like a glass of water?”/“I’m thirsty, not dirty.”
A classic drinking saying has one person ask for something to drink. "Would you like a glass of water?" replies the other. "I'm thirsty, not dirty!" the person explains.…
“Vodka mixes well with everything. Except decisions”
"Vodka mixes well with everything. Except decisions" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was first posted to Twitter on February 24, 2012. TwitterCollege…
“The best wines are the ones we drink with friends”
"The best wines are the ones we drink with friends" (or "The best wine is the one we drink with friends") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is…
“My New Year’s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier”
Many people make New Year's resolutions to lose weight, but losing weight can be difficult. "My New Year's Resolution is too either lose weight or start hanging out with fat people…
“You only live once. Lick the bowl”
"You only love once. Lick the bowl" is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. People often lick the spoon, but licking the bowl -- that's adventurous! "You…
“How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” (riddle)
A "lightbulb" joke about feminists is: Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: One. Men can be feminists, too. The riddle was posted to Reddit -- Jokes on August 16,…
“Why did the Statue of Liberty take karate?” (riddle)
The French have been the subject of many jokes about military surrender and have even been called "cheese-eating surrender monkeys." The French gave New York City the Statue of Liberty,…
“I make chocolate disappear. What’s your superpower?”
"I make chocolate disappear. What's your superpower?" is a humorous line that has been printed on many gift items. "I can make chocolate disappear #lamesuperpowers" was…
“Shopping is my cardio”
"Shopping is my cardio" and "Shopping counts as cardio" are jocular sayings that have been printed on many images. The character of Carrie Bradshaw in the American romantic…
Saranac Lake: “The Adirondacks’ Coolest Place” (slogan)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Other Saranac Lake nicknames/slogans include "Green Side of the Big Apple," Capital City of the Adirondacks and Little City of the Adirondacks. Wikipedia:…
Saranac Lake: Little City in the Adirondacks (nickname)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Other Saranac Lake nicknames/slogans include "Green Side of the Big Apple," "The Adirondacks' Coolest Place" and Capital City of the Adirondacks.…
Saranac Lake: Capital City of the Adirondacks (nickname)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Other Saranac Lake nicknames/slogans include "Green Side of the Big Apple," "The Adirondacks' Coolest Place" and Little City of the Adirondacks.…
“A Marxist is someone who loves humanity in groups of one million or more”
Marxists often talk about groups, not individuals. There's a joke: "A Marxist is someone who loves humanity in groups of one million or more." The political joke has been cited in…
Saranac Lake: “Green Side of the Big Apple” (slogan)
"Big Apple" is the nickname for New York City, but it's sometimes confused with New York State. The Saranac Lake Chamber of Commerce, of the village of Saranac Lake in Franklin and…
“Your Merry Christmas depends on what others do for you; New Year on what you do for others”
A saying about Christmas and New Year's is: "Your Merry Christmas may depend upon what others do for you, but your Harry New Year depends on waht you do for others." The origin of…
“Kiss me. It’s midnight somewhere”
"It's five o'clock somewhere" is a popular drinking saying, referring to the time that many bars open. "Kiss me. It's midnight somewhere" is a jocular New…
“The library before finals looks like the gym after New Year’s”
"The library before finals looks like the gym after New Year's" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "The library before finals looks like the gym…
“The library before finals looks like the gym after New Year’s”
"The library before finals looks like the gym after New Year's" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "The library before finals looks like the gym…
“New Year’s Resolution—A ‘to do’ list for the first week of January”
A popular New Year's joke has been printed on many images: Q: What exactly is a New Year's resolution?A: It's a "to do" list for the first week of January. The joke has…
“Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it”
"Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since" is a jocular New Year's one-line saying that has been printed on many…