“There’s nothing wrong with me a little ice cream won’t fix”

“There’s nothing wrong with me that a little ice cream won’t fix” is a one-line saying that has been printed on several images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1996 and is of unknown authorship.
     
 
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Leila
9/22/96
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There’s nothing wrong with me that a little ice-cream won’t fix.
 
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Lea Vollmer
7/22/97
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“There’s nothing wrong with me that a little ice cream can’t fix!”
 
16 October 2005, Buffalo (NY) News, “Passion for baseball bonds father and son” by Kay Patterson, pg. H4:
On April 9, 1996, they set off for Opening Day. I’d given Dad a sweat shirt that read, “There’s nothing wrong with me that a little ice cream won’t fix.”
   
6 November 2005, South Florida Sun-Sentinel (Fort Lauderdale, FL), “Good Humor Man Has Treats Following Wilma” by Rhonda J. Miller, pg. 3:
The demand confirmed the message inscribed near the refrigerator door of his truck that reads: “There’s nothing wrong with me that a little ice cream won’t fix.”
 
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Me‏
@Spaguyswife
My fridge magnet reads “There is nothing wrong with me that a little ice cream won’t fix.”  NEVER too much ice cream!!!
11:08 PM - 29 Jul 2007
 
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Candace‏
@C_Joy
There’s nothing wrong with me a little ice cream won’t fix.  ~Author Unknown #flylady #flyinglushes
6:45 PM - 20 May 2009
 
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Tempted by Trouble
By Liz Fielding
New York, NY: Harlequin
2011
Pg. ?:
There’s nothing wrong with life that a little ice cream won’t fix. —Rosie’s Diary
 
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The Rustle of a Wing:
Finding Hope Beyond Anorexia
By Sophia Gore
London: Karnac Books Ltd
2016
Pg. XI:
“There’s nothing wrong with me a little ice cream won’t fix.” —Anonymous
 
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The Ultimate Guide to Cooking Desserts the Indian Way:
#10 in the Cooking In A Jiffy Series
By Prasenjeet Kumar and Sonali Kumar
cookinginajiffy.com
2016
Pg. ?:
“There’s nothing wrong with me a little ice cream won’t fix.” –Author Unknown
 
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Denim Ben‏
@Me_DailyThought
There’s nothing wrong with me a little ice cream won’t fix.  #quoteoftheday #DoIt
11:23 PM - 13 Dec 2016