“Sometimes you just gotta go lay down after you pay them bills”
Some people get nauseous paying bills. "Sometimes you just gotta go lay down after you pay them bills" was posted on Facebook by Kevin Narvaez on June 3, 2024, and this received over…
“I could only afford a second hand calculator and the ‘X’ button was missing. Times were hard”
The saying "times were hard" usually has nothing to do with multiplication, but there are jokes. "I was never privileged at school, I had to use a second-hand calculator which had…
“Growing up, we didn’t have a lot of money. I had to use a hand-me-down calculator with no multiplication symbol…”
The saying "times were hard" usually has nothing to do with multiplication, but there are jokes. "I was never privileged at school, I had to use a second-hand calculator which had…
“You will be told this summer to lower your AC usage to stop overwhelming the electric grid…”
"You will be told this summer to lower your AC usage to stop overwhelming the electric grid while being told to drive electric cars" is a saying about government illogic and nonsense that…
“You will be told to reduce your AC usage to save power while being told to drive electric cars”
"You will be told this summer to lower your AC usage to stop overwhelming the electric grid while being told to drive electric cars" is a saying about government illogic and nonsense that…
“How come there is enough asphalt for speed bumps, but not enough to fill pot holes?”
"How come there is enough asphalt for speed bumps, but not enough to fill pot holes?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has several slight variations. "Why…
“Why is there enough tarmac to make speed humps, but not enough to fill potholes?”
"How come there is enough asphalt for speed bumps, but not enough to fill pot holes?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has several slight variations. "Why…
“Why is it that there’s enough tarmac to make speed bumps, but not enough to fill potholes?”
"How come there is enough asphalt for speed bumps, but not enough to fill pot holes?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has several slight variations. "Why…
“Why is there always enough tar to make speed humps, but not enough to fill the potholes?
"How come there is enough asphalt for speed bumps, but not enough to fill pot holes?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has several slight variations. "Why…
“I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole”
"I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole" is a jocular social media saying that has been printed on many images. The ssaying was posted on…
“Humidity: nature’s moisturizer”
Humidity has been called the "natural moisturizer" or "nature's moisturizer" or "God's moisturizer," especially in the American South. "I always claimed…
“Humidity is a natural moisturizer”
Humidity has been called the "natural moisturizer" or "nature's moisturizer" or "God's moisturizer," especially in the American South. "I always claimed…
“Humidity is God’s moisturizer”
Humidity has been called the "natural moisturizer" or "nature's moisturizer" or "God's moisturizer," especially in the American South. "I always claimed…
“Humidity is nature’s moisturizer”
Humidity has been called the "natural moisturizer" or "nature's moisturizer" or "God's moisturizer," especially in the American South. "I always claimed…
“Root beer tastes the way Abraham Lincoln looks, and I can’t explain that”
"Root beer tastes (like) the way Abraham Lincoln looks, and I can't explain that" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Perhaps the explanation is that Abraham Lincoln…
“Root beer tastes like the way Abraham Lincoln looks and I can’t explain that”
"Root beer tastes (like) the way Abraham Lincoln looks, and I can't explain that" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Perhaps the explanation is that Abraham Lincoln…
“Why does root beer taste the way that Abraham Lincoln looks?”
"Root beer tastes (like) the way Abraham Lincoln looks, and I can't explain that" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Perhaps the explanation is that Abraham Lincoln…
“Like a cheese stick” (misheard lyrics of “Like a G6”)
The song "Like a G6" (2009) by American music group Far East Movement is one of the top misheard lyrics of music, with many people singing "Like a Cheese Stick." The lyrics…
“If you were poor under Capitalism, you would be dead under Communism”
"If you were poor under Capitalism, you would be dead under Communism" (shown on an image) was posted on X/Twitter by The Rabbit Hole on April 14, 2024, and this received over 15,000…
“We investigated ourselves and cleared us of all wrong doing”
"We investigated ourselves and cleared ourselves of any wrong doing" (or "We investigated ourselves and cleared us of all wrong doing") is a jocular "justice" saying…