“What’s another name for the captain of a sail boat?”/“A sails manager.”
"Sales manager" shouldn't be confused with "sails manager," but there are jokes. "YES! Just been hired as a sails manager at the yacht club 🚣" was posted on…
“You don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there is no one enforcing this”
It's very common for a bathroom to be decorated with a beach theme, but that is not required by law. "What is it with white people & beach themed bathrooms?" was posted on…
“You don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme. There’s no law”
It's very common for a bathroom to be decorated with a beach theme, but that is not required by law. "What is it with white people & beach themed bathrooms?" was posted on…
“If you know how many calories are in your cinnamon bun, you’re eating it wrong”
Some people believe that the correct way to eat a cinnamon bun is not to think about the calories. This was posted on X/Twitter by bubble girl on March 13, 2015: "If you know how many calories…
“Whoever thought of appetizers was literally like ‘we should pregame this food with more food’ and I think that’s really beautiful”
Appetizers offer food, just before there's more food. This was posted on X/Twitter by "keef pants again" (originally by Emily Battista @embattista) on December 5, 2016, and it…
“Sometimes the wrong piece of chicken will make you want to join PETA”
A bad piece of chicken can ruin a meal and turn someone against eating chicken. "biting into a weird piece of chicken will ruin your appetite for rest of the day" was posted on X/Twitter…
“One bad piece of chicken will ruin your whole meal and day and have you considering going vegan”
A bad piece of chicken can ruin a meal and turn someone against eating chicken. "biting into a weird piece of chicken will ruin your appetite for rest of the day" was posted on X/Twitter…
“Why do bugs have to come inside like you guys have the entire outdoor world to roam in, this 350 square foot apartment is all I have”
"I don't understand why bugs come inside when they got the WHOLE OUTSIDE" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Bugs Have so much outside, why they so pressed to…
“Chocolate cake tastes best with coffee. Coffee is best with breakfast. Thus chocolate cake is the best breakfast. I don’t make the rules”
Should chocolate cake be served for breakfast? This was posted on Threads by thekoreanvegan on April 28, 2025, and it received over 12,500 likes: "Chocolate cake tastes best with coffee.…
“Milk is an ingredient, not a beverage”
Many people consume milk as an ingredient (such as in cheese and ice cream), but not as a beverage. "Milk is an ingredient not a beverage..." was posted on the newsgroup rec.food.cooking…
“I’m just gonna say it. Milk is an INGREDIENT not a BEVERAGE”
Many people consume milk as an ingredient (such as in cheese and ice cream), but not as a beverage. "Milk is an ingredient not a beverage..." was posted on the newsgroup rec.food.cooking…
“If my calculations are correct, I have no money”
"If my calculations are correct, I have no money" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the speaker probably knew about the lack of money and didn't have…
“All I want for Christmas is June”
"All I want for Christmas is june" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker wants to skip winter and to go straight to summer. "All I want for…
“Binfluencer (bin·​flu·​enc·​er): The person on your street who always puts their wheelie bins out first on bin day and the rest of the neighbours follow”
There are social media "influencers," and there is also the neighborhood "binfluencer" (bin + influencer). "Wheelie bin" is a UK term for what Americans call the…
“If you’re the first on your street to put your bins out, you’re a binfluencer”
There are social media "influencers," and there is also the neighborhood "binfluencer" (bin + influencer). "Wheelie bin" is a UK term for what Americans call the…
“Binfluencer—that one neighbour who always puts their bins out first on bin day and then everyone else copies them and puts theirs out”
There are social media "influencers," and there is also the neighborhood "binfluencer" (bin + influencer). "Wheelie bin" is a UK term for what Americans call the…
“Binfluencer (noun): Person who puts the right bin out on the right day, letting everyone else on the street know which bin to take out”
There are social media "influencers," and there is also the neighborhood "binfluencer" (bin + influencer). "Wheelie bin" is a UK term for what Americans call the…
Binfluencer (bin + influencer)
There are social media "influencers," and there is also the neighborhood "binfluencer" (bin + influencer). "Wheelie bin" is a UK term for what Americans call the…
“What do you call Santa without a GPS?”/“A lost Claus.”
Does Santa Claus use GPS? A Christmas riddle is: Q: What do you call Santa without a GPS? A: A lost Claus. "A lost Claus" is a pun on the phrase "a lost cause." The joke was…
“What do you call dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon?”/“Jurassic Pork.”
Jurassic Park (a 1993 American science fiction adventure film about a team of genetic scientists who create a wildlife park of de-extinct dinosaurs) shouldn't be confused with "Jurassic…