“What does Santa use to clean his suit for Christmas?”/“Yule Tide.”
A Christmas riddle is: Q: What does Santa use to clean his suit for Christmas? A: Yule Tide. "Yule" or "yuletide" is the Christmastide season, and "Tide" is a popular…
“Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time”
Shopping at a dollar store such as Dollar Tree (where low-priced items are sold) makes people feel poor, but it also makes people feel rich when they can afford to buy the items for sale.…
“Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time”
Shopping at a dollar store such as Dollar Tree (where low-priced items are sold) makes people feel poor, but it also makes people feel rich when they can afford to buy the items for sale.…
“Shopping at the dollar store: Making you feel rich and poor all at the same time”
Shopping at a dollar store such as Dollar Tree (where low-priced items are sold) makes people feel poor, but it also makes people feel rich when they can afford to buy the items for sale.…
“If my calculations are correct, I have absolutely no money”
"If my calculations are correct, I have no money" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the speaker probably knew about the lack of money and didn't have…
“I visited the doctor today and he told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf”
A joke about "blood sugar level" mistakes that term for the shelf that sugar is stored on. "Doctor told my Friend her sugar is too high she move her sugar container to a lower…
“Doctor told me my sugar level is too high… So I move the sugar container to a lower shelf!”
A joke about "blood sugar level" mistakes that term for the shelf that sugar is stored on. "Doctor told my Friend her sugar is too high she move her sugar container to a lower…
“It’s not officially Christmas until you’ve told a roll of Scotch tape to fuck off”
"It's not (officially) Christmas until you've told a roll of Scotch tape to fuck off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Scotch tape is often used to help…
“It’s not officially Christmas until you’ve told a roll of Sellotape to fuck off”
"It's not (officially) Christmas until you've told a roll of Scotch tape to fuck off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Scotch tape is often used to help…
“It’s not officially Christmas until you’ve called a roll of Sellotape a bastard”
"It's not (officially) Christmas until you've told a roll of Scotch tape to fuck off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Scotch tape is often used to help…
“It’s not officially Christmas until I’ve called a roll of Sellotape a twat”
"It's not (officially) Christmas until you've told a roll of Scotch tape to fuck off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Scotch tape is often used to help…
“What’s another name for the captain of a sail boat?”/“A sails manager.”
"Sales manager" shouldn't be confused with "sails manager," but there are jokes. "YES! Just been hired as a sails manager at the yacht club 🚣" was posted on…
“You don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there is no one enforcing this”
It's very common for a bathroom to be decorated with a beach theme, but that is not required by law. "What is it with white people & beach themed bathrooms?" was posted on…
“You don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme. There’s no law”
It's very common for a bathroom to be decorated with a beach theme, but that is not required by law. "What is it with white people & beach themed bathrooms?" was posted on…
“If you know how many calories are in your cinnamon bun, you’re eating it wrong”
Some people believe that the correct way to eat a cinnamon bun is not to think about the calories. This was posted on X/Twitter by bubble girl on March 13, 2015: "If you know how many calories…
“Whoever thought of appetizers was literally like ‘we should pregame this food with more food’ and I think that’s really beautiful”
Appetizers offer food, just before there's more food. This was posted on X/Twitter by "keef pants again" (originally by Emily Battista @embattista) on December 5, 2016, and it…
“Sometimes the wrong piece of chicken will make you want to join PETA”
A bad piece of chicken can ruin a meal and turn someone against eating chicken. "biting into a weird piece of chicken will ruin your appetite for rest of the day" was posted on X/Twitter…
“One bad piece of chicken will ruin your whole meal and day and have you considering going vegan”
A bad piece of chicken can ruin a meal and turn someone against eating chicken. "biting into a weird piece of chicken will ruin your appetite for rest of the day" was posted on X/Twitter…
“Why do bugs have to come inside like you guys have the entire outdoor world to roam in, this 350 square foot apartment is all I have”
"I don't understand why bugs come inside when they got the WHOLE OUTSIDE" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Bugs Have so much outside, why they so pressed to…
“Chocolate cake tastes best with coffee. Coffee is best with breakfast. Thus chocolate cake is the best breakfast. I don’t make the rules”
Should chocolate cake be served for breakfast? This was posted on Threads by thekoreanvegan on April 28, 2025, and it received over 12,500 likes: "Chocolate cake tastes best with coffee.…