“Shitposting implies the existence of pissposting”
There is "shitposting," but no "pissposting." "is there an alternative to shitposting called pissposting?" was posted on X/Twitter by pacmanz on March 3, 2015.…
“What do you call a wheel of cheese that you throw to someone else?”/“A fris-brie.”
A cheese riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on June 11, 2024: Q: What do you call a wheel of cheese that you throw to someone else? A: A fris-brie. The joke is about frisbee (a flying disc)…
“Shitposting implies the existence of pissposting and shartposting”
There is "shitposting," but no "pissposting." "is there an alternative to shitposting called pissposting?" was posted on X/Twitter by pacmanz on March 3, 2015.…
“Shitposting implies the existence of pissposting, sweatposting, spitposting, cumposting, etc.”
There is "shitposting," but no "pissposting." "is there an alternative to shitposting called pissposting?" was posted on X/Twitter by pacmanz on March 3, 2015.…
“There was a fire drill at IKEA today. We all assembled in the car park”
IKEA sells furniture that usually requires assembly. "Whenever there’s a fire drill at IKEA everyone has to assemble outside" was posted on X/Twitter by Moose Allain Ꙭ on November 7,…
“Whenever there’s a fire drill at IKEA everyone has to assemble outside”
IKEA sells furniture that usually requires assembly. "Whenever there’s a fire drill at IKEA everyone has to assemble outside" was posted on X/Twitter by Moose Allain Ꙭ on November 7,…
“Airport: come like 3 hours early / Ok what gate do I go to / Airport: not telling until last minute”
The following joke about airports was posted on X/Twitter by Jo Lee on February 20, 2024, and received over 113,000 likes: Airport: come like 3 hours early Ok what gate do I go to Airport: not…
“If you’re not meant to drink and drive, then why do you need a driver’s license to buy alcohol?”
Entry in progress -- BP “I mostly use my driver’s license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive” is a related saying. X/Twitter 🇺🇸Jeff Markise🇺🇸 @MarkiseJeff If you…
“Beef Wellington is just a rich man’s corn dog”
Beef Wellington has been compared to a corn dog. "Beef Wellington is just booshie corndog!!" was posted on X/Twitter by MadBajan 🇧🇧 on June 12, 2012. "Beef Wellington is just a…
“A corn dog is just a poor man’s beef Wellington”
Beef Wellington has been compared to a corn dog. "Beef Wellington is just booshie corndog!!" was posted on X/Twitter by MadBajan 🇧🇧 on June 12, 2012. "Beef Wellington is just a…
“A man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart, and I’d like to formally announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints”
"A man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart, and I'd like to formally announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“My time machine is the best thing till sliced bread”
"The best/greatest thing since sliced bread" is a popular phrase. “What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?” is a question that's sometimes asked, and there is a time…
“My time machine is the best thing untill sliced bread”
"The best/greatest thing since sliced bread" is a popular phrase. “What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?” is a question that's sometimes asked, and there is a time…
“Started going to the gym and I dropped 10 pounds very quickly. Thankfully the dumbbell missed my foot”
Many people go to the gym to drop ten pounds. No one wants to drop a ten pound dumbbell at the gym, but there are jokes. "I've been going to the gym and I've dropped 10 lbs.…
“This coffee tastes like you should shut up until I finish it”
"This coffee tastes like you should shut up until I finish it" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "This coffee tastes like you should get out of my face until…
“This coffee tastes like you should shut the hell up until I finish it”
"This coffee tastes like you should shut up until I finish it" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "This coffee tastes like you should get out of my face until…
“This coffee tastes like you should shut the fuck up until I finish it”
"This coffee tastes like you should shut up until I finish it" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "This coffee tastes like you should get out of my face until…
“If you don’t like tacos and tequila, I’m nacho type”
“If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type” is a jocular food saying. "If you don't like tacos and tequila (shots), I'm nacho type" is an extended saying that has been…
“If you don’t like tacos and tequila shots, I’m nacho type”
“If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type” is a jocular food saying. "If you don't like tacos and tequila (shots), I'm nacho type" is an extended saying that has been…
“If you don’t like tequila, I’m nacho type”
“If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type” is a jocular food saying. "If you don't like tacos and tequila (shots), I'm nacho type" is an extended saying that has been…