“Milk is an ingredient, not a beverage”
Many people consume milk as an ingredient (such as in cheese and ice cream), but not as a beverage. "Milk is an ingredient not a beverage..." was posted on the newsgroup rec.food.cooking…
“I’m just gonna say it. Milk is an INGREDIENT not a BEVERAGE”
Many people consume milk as an ingredient (such as in cheese and ice cream), but not as a beverage. "Milk is an ingredient not a beverage..." was posted on the newsgroup rec.food.cooking…
“If my calculations are correct, I have no money”
"If my calculations are correct, I have no money" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the speaker probably knew about the lack of money and didn't have…
“All I want for Christmas is June”
"All I want for Christmas is june" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker wants to skip winter and to go straight to summer. "All I want for…
“Binfluencer (bin·flu·enc·er): The person on your street who always puts their wheelie bins out first on bin day and the rest of the neighbours follow”
There are social media "influencers," and there is also the neighborhood "binfluencer" (bin + influencer). "Wheelie bin" is a UK term for what Americans call the…
“If you’re the first on your street to put your bins out, you’re a binfluencer”
There are social media "influencers," and there is also the neighborhood "binfluencer" (bin + influencer). "Wheelie bin" is a UK term for what Americans call the…
“Binfluencer—that one neighbour who always puts their bins out first on bin day and then everyone else copies them and puts theirs out”
There are social media "influencers," and there is also the neighborhood "binfluencer" (bin + influencer). "Wheelie bin" is a UK term for what Americans call the…
“Binfluencer (noun): Person who puts the right bin out on the right day, letting everyone else on the street know which bin to take out”
There are social media "influencers," and there is also the neighborhood "binfluencer" (bin + influencer). "Wheelie bin" is a UK term for what Americans call the…
Binfluencer (bin + influencer)
There are social media "influencers," and there is also the neighborhood "binfluencer" (bin + influencer). "Wheelie bin" is a UK term for what Americans call the…
“What do you call Santa without a GPS?”/“A lost Claus.”
Does Santa Claus use GPS? A Christmas riddle is: Q: What do you call Santa without a GPS? A: A lost Claus. "A lost Claus" is a pun on the phrase "a lost cause." The joke was…
“What do you call dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon?”/“Jurassic Pork.”
Jurassic Park (a 1993 American science fiction adventure film about a team of genetic scientists who create a wildlife park of de-extinct dinosaurs) shouldn't be confused with "Jurassic…
“What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?”/“Jurassic Pork.”
Jurassic Park (a 1993 American science fiction adventure film about a team of genetic scientists who create a wildlife park of de-extinct dinosaurs) shouldn't be confused with "Jurassic…
“What do you call a bacon-wrapped dinosaur?”/“Jurassic Pork.”
Jurassic Park (a 1993 American science fiction adventure film about a team of genetic scientists who create a wildlife park of de-extinct dinosaurs) shouldn't be confused with "Jurassic…
“What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a pig?”/“Jurassic Pork.”
Jurassic Park (a 1993 American science fiction adventure film about a team of genetic scientists who create a wildlife park of de-extinct dinosaurs) shouldn't be confused with "Jurassic…
“I honestly don’t care what you think of me. Except your dog… I really want your dog to like me”
Some people like dogs more than people. "I honestly don't care what you think of me. Except your dog..I really want your dog to like me" was posted on Facebook by "It's…
“You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?”
Roman emperor Julius Caesar was assassinated on March 15, 44 BC, at a Senate meeting. "you want me to make friends? the thing that killed julius caesar?" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“You want me to go to a meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?”
Roman emperor Julius Caesar was assassinated on March 15, 44 BC, at a Senate meeting. "you want me to make friends? the thing that killed julius caesar?" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“You want me to make friends? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?”
Roman emperor Julius Caesar was assassinated on March 15, 44 BC, at a Senate meeting. "you want me to make friends? the thing that killed julius caesar?" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“For Christmas, I was given a jar of cherries in brandy. I was grateful not just for the cherries, but for the spirit in which it was given!”
"Brandied cherries" are cherries preserved in a sweetened brandy syrup. There's a joke about brandied cherries and "Christmas spirit." "I was given a jar of cherries…
“We deserve better psyops”
"We deserve better psyops" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The anti-government sarcastic saying is usually shown on a meme, with a person holding this message on a sign.…