“What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?”/“Skeet.”
Some lawyer jokes involve parachuting (skydiving). "What do you call 20 parachuting lawyers? SKEET!" was printed in the Daily News (Halifax, NS) on August 28, 1993. "What do you call…
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“When do zombies finish trick or treating?”/“When they are dead tired!”
"Q- When do zombies go to sleep? A- When they are dead tired" was posted on Twitter by Irene Fanous on August 16, 2011. "When do zombies go to sleep? When they are dead…
“You don’t truly understand how ugly the world is until you’re trying to protect your child”
"I don’t think you truly understand how ugly the world is until you’re trying to protect your child from it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I don’t think…
“When do zombies go to sleep?”/“When they are dead tired.”
"Q- When do zombies go to sleep? A- When they are dead tired" was posted on Twitter by Irene Fanous on August 16, 2011. "When do zombies go to sleep? When they are dead…
“You don’t truly understand how ugly the world is until you’re trying to protect your children”
"I don’t think you truly understand how ugly the world is until you’re trying to protect your child from it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I don’t think…
“I wonder what historians look forward to”
Those who study history look back in time. A joke was posted on the Sickipedia website on October 29, 2022: "I wonder what historians look forward to." SickipediachumOctober 29, 2022I…
“There are two types of people in this world. Avoid both”
"There are two types of people in this world. Avoid both" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "There are two type of people in the world. Right now, I am in a…
“Welcome to college. Where every single person is smarter than you except for the 3 people…”
Group projects are sometimes assigned in college. The experience is often not pleasant. "Welcome to college, where everyone is smarter than you, but the group members you're…
“Forgive me Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest… for I have Synonymed”
"Forgive me Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest... for I have Synonymed" has been shown on a comic strip image by Cuyler Black of InherittheMirth.com, copyright 2011. There have been…
“It says here in this history book that, luckily, the good guys have won every single time”
"History is written by the victors" is a proverbial saying. Many people have said that American history books are written to make the United States look like the "good guys,"…
“Instead of ‘unvaccinated,’ call yourself organic. Being natural is normal”
"INSTEAD OF 'UNVACCINATED' call yourself Organic. BEING NATURAL IS NORMAL. PHARMACOLOGICAL ALTERATION IS NOT" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The popular…
“Well at least I can pretend that the dark circles around my eyes are for Halloween”
Some people have dark circles around their eyes -- naturally perfect for Halloween. "My new meds made me feel like a zombie this morning. The dark circles under my eyes are a great prep for…
“Shit posting will continue until government improves”
"Shit posting will continue until government improves" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "The firings/floggings/beatings will continue until morale improves"…
“It’s not gay if it’s TSA”
"It's not gay if it's (the) TSA" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people believe that the pat-downs of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) at…
“Sh*t posting will continue until government improves”
"Shit posting will continue until government improves" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "The firings/floggings/beatings will continue until morale improves"…
“Money is a bit tight, so I’m not buying any apples this Halloween. That should save me a bob”
"Money is a bit tight, so I’m not buying any apples this #Halloween. That should save me a bob or two..." was posted on Twitter by Derek🇺🇦 on October 31, 2016. The joke is on…
“AR—means the gun was manufactured in Arkansas” (joke)
AR-15 and AK-47 are rifles, but they are not named after the postal codes for Arkansas (AR) and Alaska (AK). A joke (shown on a meme) was poste on Facebook by George Baylor on October 22, 2019:…
“AK—means the gun was manufactured in Alaska” (joke)
AR-15 and AK-47 are rifles, but they are not named after the postal codes for Arkansas (AR) and Alaska (AK). A joke (shown on a meme) was poste on Facebook by George Baylor on October 22, 2019:…
“Sparkling water tastes like when your legs fall asleep”
"Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep" (also "Sparkling water tastes like when your legs fall asleep" and "Sparkling water tastes like when your foot…
“Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep”
"Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep" (also "Sparkling water tastes like when your legs fall asleep" and "Sparkling water tastes like when your foot…