"Forgive me Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest...…

“Forgive me Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest… for I have Synonymed” has been shown on a comic strip image by Cuyler Black of InherittheMirth.com, copyright 2011. There have been several other variations of the “I have sinned”/“I have synonymed” joke.

Wikipedia: Confession (religion)
Confession, in many religions, is the acknowledgment of one’s sins (sinfulness) or wrongs.

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Typically, the penitent begins sacramental confession by saying, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It has been [time period] since my last confession.”

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Hala Tee
@teegyptian
Forgive me father priest pastor vicar padre for I have synonymed
8:25 AM · Nov 13, 2011·UberSocial for BlackBerry

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Mmina Maclang-Tamayo
@thoughtspresso
Forgive me Father, Padre, Pastor, Vicar, Priest, for I have Synonymed. #ThesaurusClub
1:17 AM · Jan 3, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Chris Tilling
@christilling
One for my Catholic friends. When u next go to confessional, begin: “Forgive me father, priest, vicar, pastor, padre, for I have synonymed”
5:39 AM · Jan 31, 2014·Twitter Web Client

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𝕮𝖎𝖓𝖉𝖞 𝕲𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖊𝖗 🌼
@Mater2Six
“Forgive me, #Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, #Priest…for I have synonymed.” @paulgallagher
#Catholic #humor
(This is also shown on a comic strip, inheritthemirth.com, copyright 2011, by Cuyler Black.—ed.)
10:17 AM · Sep 15, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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The Church of England Birmingham
@cofebirmingham
“Forgive me Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest… for I have Synonymed.” Thanks @CuylerBlack for this!
(This is also shown on a comic strip, inheritthemirth.com, copyright 2011, by Cuyler Black.—ed.)
3:17 AM · Jul 16, 2015·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/paulthefonz March 23, 2017
Forgive me father, padre, minister, reverend, evangelist…..
For I have synonyms

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/tttttodayjr January 12, 2019
What did the thesaurus say to the priest?
Forgive me father, for I have synonym

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Kerlandays July 16, 2020
Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest…
For I have synonymed.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/cyclopropagative September 28, 2020
Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest.
For I have synonymed.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Up-The-Irons_2 October 26, 2020
Forgive me father, priest, padre, vicar, pastor
For I have synonymed

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/p-klep420 December 18, 2020
Forgive me father, pastor, padre,vicar and priest
For I have synonymed

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/BillyBob_TX January 8, 2021
Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest…
...For I have synonymed.

Reddit—ApparentJokes
Posted by u/DokCyber September 13, 2021
Forgive me Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest… for I have Synonymed

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Bob Golen
@BobGolen
Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest, for I have synonymed.
10:26 PM · Feb 26, 2022·Twitter Web App

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/MrDagon007 October 8, 2022
Forgive me father, vicar, padre, priest.
For I have synonymed.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Gainsborough-Smythe October 21, 2022
Forgive me father, priest, preacher, reverend,
for I have synonymed.

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Doc🐕
@DocAtCDI
Forgive me Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest… for I have Synonymed
1:28 PM · Oct 30, 2022·PunsByDoc