“Avocado Toast + Mole Sauce = Avogadro Toast”
"Avocado toast" shouldn't be called "Avogadro toast," but there are jokes. "Avogadro's toast" was posted on Twitter by Andrew Kim on September 13, 2016.…
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“God is a frequency. Stay tuned”
"God is a frequency. Stay tuned" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "God is a frequency. Stay tuned.~Alan Cohen" was posted on Twitter by Surendra Jain on April…
“What do hipster chemists have for breakfast?”/“Avogadro toast.”
"Avocado toast" shouldn't be called "Avogadro toast," but there are jokes. "Avogadro's toast" was posted on Twitter by Andrew Kim on September 13, 2016.…
Avogadro Toast (Avogadro constant + avocado toast)
"Avocado toast" shouldn't be called "Avogadro toast," but there are jokes. "Avogadro's toast" was posted on Twitter by Andrew Kim on September 13, 2016.…
“If I can hear you chew, I’ve fantasized about your death”
"If I can hear you chew, I have fantasized about your death" is a saying that has been printed on many images. While the statement is meant to be a joke, misophonia (a disorder of…
“Corn dogs imply the existence of corn cats”
There are corn dogs, but no corn cats. "mmm corn dogs. Far superior than corn cats" was posted on Twitter by Shawn Daley on March 16, 2010. "I think I like corndogs better. Not…
“This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as freedom. This seems to be what people are afraid of”
"This year for Halloween I'm dressing up as freedom. This seems to be what people are afraid of most" is a saying that has been printed on an image, along with a picture of comedian…
“Interesting… It says here that the good guys have won every single time. Lucky us!” (history)
"History is written by the victors" is a proverbial saying. Many people have said that American history books are written to make the United States look like the "good guys,"…
“If Halloween’s her favorite holiday, she’s probably mentally unstable”
"If Halloween’s her favorite holiday, she’s probably mentally unstable" is a Halloween saying that has been printed on many images. "If Halloween's her favorite holiday…
“Cops can’t take your drugs if you take them first”
"Cops can't take your drugs if you take them first" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The joke is on the word "take" -- the cops will take (confiscate) the…
“What part of libertarianism bothers you?” (meme)
"What part of libertarianism bothers you? The part where you have to make decisions about your own life? Or the part where you don't get to make my decisions for me?" is a saying…
“Corndogs imply the existence of corncats”
There are corn dogs, but no corn cats. "mmm corn dogs. Far superior than corn cats" was posted on Twitter by Shawn Daley on March 16, 2010. "I think I like corndogs better. Not…
“What do millennial chemists eat for breakfast?”/“Avogadro toast.”
"Avocado toast" shouldn't be called "Avogadro toast," but there are jokes. "Avogadro's toast" was posted on Twitter by Andrew Kim on September 13, 2016.…
“Fruit by the Foot must sound like a really gross candy to places that use the metric system”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Fruit by the FootFruit by the Foot is a fruit snack made by General Mills and distributed under the Betty Crocker brand. It was introduced in 1992 in North…
“Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying…..he said canned goods”
"Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying? He said, "Canned goods and ammunition'" is a saying that has been printed on several images. That is,…
“What kind of shoes do linguists wear?”/“Converse.”
Converse shoes have nothing to do with conversations or conversing, but there are jokes. "What kind of shoes do linguists wear? converse" was posted on Reddit -- Funny on October 10,…
“If artists wear sketchers do linguists wear converse?”
Converse shoes have nothing to do with conversations or conversing, but there are jokes. "What kind of shoes do linguists wear? converse" was posted on Reddit -- Funny on October 10,…
“If thieves wear sneakers and artists wear sketchers, do linguists wear converse?”
Converse shoes have nothing to do with conversations or conversing, but there are jokes. "What kind of shoes do linguists wear? converse" was posted on Reddit -- Funny on October 10,…
“Thieves wear sneakers, artists wear sketchers and language teachers wear converse”
Converse shoes have nothing to do with conversations or conversing, but there are jokes. "What kind of shoes do linguists wear? converse" was posted on Reddit -- Funny on October 10,…
“What do you call 20 parachuting lawyers?”/“Skeet.”
Some lawyer jokes involve parachuting (skydiving). "What do you call 20 parachuting lawyers? SKEET!" was printed in the Daily News (Halifax, NS) on August 28, 1993. "What do you call…