“Sparkling water tastes like when your foot falls asleep”
"Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep" (also "Sparkling water tastes like when your legs fall asleep" and "Sparkling water tastes like when your foot…
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“Shell out, shell out, the witches are out!” (Halloween shout)
"Trick or treat!" is a popular Halloween shout. "Shell out!" is another cry that has been popular in Canada, in use since at least the 1890s. "A large crowd of boys in the…
“Cheers to the weekend. May your coffee be strong, your pajamas comfy and your naps uninterrupted!”
"Cheers to the weekend. May your coffee be strong, your pajamas be comfy, and your naps be uninterrupted!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Cheers to the…
“Porsches are just spicy Volkswagens”
"Porsches are just spicy Volkswagens" is a car saying that has been printed on many images. Porsche is owned by Volkswagen AG, and there is a car called the Porsche Cayenne. "Audis…
“Shell out, shell out, or we’ll turn your windows inside out!” (Halloween shout)
"Trick or treat!" is a popular Halloween shout. "Shell out!" is another cry that has been popular in Canada, in use since at least the 1890s. "A large crowd of boys in the…
“I’m a millennial, so my retirement plan is societal collapse”
"I'm a millennial, so my retirement plan is societal collapse" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many millennials cannot afford a retirement plan. "RT…
“What is a vampire’s favorite candy?”/“A sucker.”
A vampire riddle is: Q: What is a vampire's favorite candy?A: A sucker. "Q. What's a vampire's favorite candy? A. A sucker!" was printed in The Gazette (Montreal, Quebec)…
“If you can’t handle me when I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have 60 bucks”
"If you can't handle me when I'm broke, then you don't deserve me when I have 60/600 bucks" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying began in December…
“Eternally grapefruit” (joke on “eternally grateful”)
"My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect. And for that I am eternally grapefruit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“My retirement plan is societal collapse”
"I'm a millennial, so my retirement plan is societal collapse" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many millennials cannot afford a retirement plan. "RT…
“If you can’t handle me when I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600”
"If you can't handle me when I'm broke, then you don't deserve me when I have 60/600 bucks" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying began in December…
“My English teacher always told me that spelling doesn’t matter because we’ll have autocorrect”
"My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect. And for that I am eternally grapefruit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect”
"My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect. And for that I am eternally grapefruit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Kale tastes like I’d rather be fat”
"Kale tastes like I'd rather be fat" (or "This kale salad tastes like I'd rather be fat") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "This green smoothie w…
“Well, I’m a millennial, so my retirement plan is societal collapse”
"I'm a millennial, so my retirement plan is societal collapse" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many millennials cannot afford a retirement plan. "RT…
“If you thought you hated homework as a child, trust me, you’ll hate it more as a parent”
"Hated homework when I was in school, hate it more as a parent" was posted on Twitter by Jo-Ann Rogan on April 14, 2010. "I hated homework as a kid, I swear I hate it more as a…
“Researchers discover that bombing people causes them to hate you”
"Researchers discover that bombing people causes them to hate you" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "Researchers Discover That Bombing People Causes Them to Hate…
“The self checkout lane was invented by a man who was sent to the store to buy tampons”
"So glad there are self checkouts when I'm sent to the store to buy tampons. I don't have to awkwardly avoid the cashier's eyes" was posted on Twitter by DunieLAF on…
“This kale salad tastes like I’d rather be fat”
"Kale tastes like I'd rather be fat" (or "This kale salad tastes like I'd rather be fat") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "This green smoothie w…
“What kind of shoes do artists wear?”/“Sketchers.”
Skechers shoes have nothing to do with artists and sketching, but there are jokes. "What kind of shoes do artists wear when they're…