“What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?”/“Skeet.”
Some lawyer jokes involve parachuting (skydiving).
“What do you call 20 parachuting lawyers? SKEET!” was printed in the Daily News (Halifax, NS) on August 28, 1993. “What do you call 20 parachuting lawyers? SKEET!” was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on May 2, 1996. “What do you call 20 parachuting lawyers? Skeet” was posted on the newsgroup eunet.jokes on September 12, 1996.
“Q: What do you call skydiving lawyers? A: SKEET!” was posted on the newsgroup za.humour on July 1, 1997. “What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from an airplane? Skeet!” was posted on the newsgroup alt.tasteless.jokes on December 22, 1997. “What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? Skeet” was printed in The Index-Journal (Greenwood, SC) on March 31, 1998.
28 August 1993, Daily News (Halifax, NS), “Don’t laugh; Jokes my lawyer told me,” pg. 13:
Q: What do you call parachuting lawyers?
A: Skeet.
Google Groups: rec.humor
lawyer jokes
Dave Iwansky
May 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM
What do you call 20 parachuting lawyers?
SKEET!
Google Groups: rec.skydiving
-= JOKES =-
Michelle Hoyle
Aug 27, 1996, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
Q = What do you call 20 lawyers in freefall?
A = Skeet!
Google Groups: eunet.jokes
Jokes on lawyers
Gary R. Anderson
Sep 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
What do you call 20 parachuting lawyers?
Skeet
Google Groups: za.humour
Skydiving Lawyers
Dion Scher
Jul 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM
Q: What do you call skydiving lawyers?
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A: SKEET!
Googel Groups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Lawyer Joke Collection??
Corky Freeman
Dec 22, 1997, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from an airplane?
Skeet!
Google Groups: alt.politics
What do you call five lawyers skydiving from an airplane?
Patriot Games
Oct 15, 2007, 11:06:43 AM
Skeet.
Twitter
The Brilliant Team
@dwightcook
Lawyer Joke of the Day: Q: What do you call 30 big firm lawyers skydiving? A: Skeet (I get the best jokes from lawyers) =o)
10:25 AM · Jan 28, 2009·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Stan Melton
@BrownBagDC
Good morning, my sweet Tweeters…What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? Perfect setup for skeet shooting…
9:50 AM · Feb 28, 2009·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Michael Calanan
@calanan
OH on Car Talk: “What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers? Skeet.” More Car Talk #lawyerjokes -> http://tinyurl.com/bz36az
11:07 AM · Feb 28, 2009·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Judith Ann
@prissy121
What do you call parachuting lawyers? Skeet.
11:33 PM · Aug 18, 2009·Twitter Web Client
Google Books
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
By Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Rombinson Ltd.
2012
Pg. ?:
What do you call skydiving lawyers?
Skeet.
Twitter
Jade Holden
@JadeHolden2
“What do you call 1,000 lawyers parachuting out of a plane? Skeet.”,
4:26 PM · Feb 1, 2012·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—AntiAntiJokes
Posted by u/DeathCabForKitten September 13, 2013
What do you call 10,000 lawyers skydiving?
A large number of lawyers and an improbable sized plane.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/mr_lctnstn August 13, 2014
A chain email from September 29, 2000
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What do you call skydiving lawyers?
Skeet!
Twitter
Ted McCarron
@MccarronTed
Replying to @Robinseligman and @PierrePoilievre
What do you call 100 lawyers parachuting….
Skeet!
7:09 PM · Jul 25, 2020 from Georgian Bay, Ontario·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Jen_With_Just_One_N August 26, 2022
What do you call 1,000 lawyers skydiving out of an airplane?
Skeet!
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Unleashedloosecannon October 30, 2022
What do you call 100 lawyers skydiving?
Skeet.