“Pizza is the only love triangle I ever want”
"Pizza is the only love triangle I ever want" is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on many images. "Pizza, my own personal love triangle" was posted on Twitter on…
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“It it jiggles, it’s fat”
"It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images, usually attributed to bodybuilder Arnold Schwarzenegger. It's uncertain when…
“What’s the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?”/“Skinning the vegan.”
A joke about vegans was posted on Reddit on December 1, 2016: "What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza? Skinning the vegan." “Are Girl Scout cookies made from real Girl…
“In pizza we crust”
"In pizza we crust" is a jocular food slogan that has been printed on many images. "In crust we trust" is a similar food slogan. Twitterbrainstorm@brainstormTLHhere's a…
“Keep cake moist by eating it all in one sitting”
The website Off the (Meat) Hook published jocular food "hacks" on November 17, 2014, such as: 1. Keep cake moist by just eating the entire thing in one sitting. "Life hack: Keep cake…
“Waffles are just pancakes with abs”
"Waffles are just pancakes with abs" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Waffles are pancakes with abs. #cleverone" was posted on Twitter on February 26,…
“Be a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside”
"Be a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside" is a pineapple saying that has been printed on many images. "I wish I was a pineapple. Then I would be sweet on…
“I’m allergic to alcohol. Every time I drink I break out in handcuffs”
"I'm allergic to alcohol. Every time I drink I break out in handcuffs" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I have an allergy to alcohol; when I drink I…
“Success depends on the second letter”
"Success (all) depends on the second letter" is a motivational adage that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1992 and is of unknown…
“I dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming, too”
"I always dream about being a millionaire like my uncle. He's dreaming, too" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I always dream of being a millionaire,…
“Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories”
"Diet Rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories" is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on many images. "Diet rule #1 - If you eat something…
“Never make eye contact while eating a banana”
"Never make eye contact while eating a banana" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Eating a banana often represents the sex act of fellatio. "I find it awkward…
“Why did the banana go out with the prune?”/“Because he couldn’t find a date.”
A riddle about prunes and dates is: Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?A: Because he couldn't find a date. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1995. Other foods besides…
“Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop”
"Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted by Adam Hunter on Twitter on September 10, 2011. "LSD is…
“Never look at a beer as half empty. Look at it as half way to the next beer”
"Is the glass half empty or half full?" is a classic question. A beer version has been printed on several images: "Never look at a beer as half empty. Look at it as half way to the…
“I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus” (joke)
A joke about giving up a seat on the bus was posted to Reddit on October 8, 2016: "I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. That's how I lost my job as a bus driver." The joke…
“1984 is a great book. All kids should be forced to read it”
Many schools require students to read George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four (1949) -- an anti-authoritarian novel. The American television series Community aired the episode "Digital…
“Success is like being pregnant” (joke)
"Success is like being pregnant. Everyone congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were fucked" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Success is like…
“I was feeling lonely so I bought some shares. It’s nice to have a bit of company”
A finance joke was posted on Reddit on November 23, 2016 (just before Thanksgiving): "I was very lonely so I bought some shares. It's nice to have a bit of company." The joke was…
Iggy (iguana sculpture at the Fort Worth Zoo)
New York's Lone Star Cafe at 61 Fifth Avenue (corner of 13th Street) featured country music acts from 1976 to 1989. A 40-foot polyurethane-and-steel iguana sculpture named "Iggy" was…