"I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't…

“I’m emotionally constipated. I haven’t given a shit in days” is a jocular line that has been printed on several ecards. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 9, 2012 and quickly went viral.

“I’m emotionally constipated…I haven’t given a shit in months” was posted on Twitter on August 11, 2012.

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h m.‏
@KSensories
I’m emotionally constipated…
...I haven’t given a shit in days
4:30 PM - 9 Aug 2012

Twitter
Sydney‏
@SydAbs_
I’m emotionally constipated. I haven’t given a shit in days.
4:38 PM - 10 Aug 2012

Twitter
Vash The Stampede‏
@I_JusBeChillin
I’m emotionally constipated, I haven’t given a shit in days
4:54 PM - 10 Aug 2012

Twitter
DWill‏
@LacedKryptonite
I’m emotionally constipated…I haven’t given a shit in months.
10:44 AM - 11 Aug 2012

Twitter
PUNS‏
@omgthatspunny
I’m emotionally constipated. I haven’t given a shit in days.
4:50 PM - 13 May 2015

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I’m emotionally constipated. I haven’t given a shit in days.

Reddit—Jokes
I’m emotionally constipated…
submitted December 12, 1996 by cogenix
Haven’t given a shit in days.