“My best mate ran off with the garlic bread and coleslaw. I wish he would stop taking sides”

Restaurants offer side dishes. A pun about “taking sides” (mentioning the Nando’s fast food restaurant chain that offers several sides) is:
 
“I was arguing with my girlfriend in Nando’s when my best mate ran off with the garlic bread and coleslaw. I wish he would stop taking sides.”
 
The joke was posted on Twitter by Crap Jokes on August 27, 2015.
 
 
Twitter
Crap Jokes‏
@TheCrapJoker
I was arguing with my girlfriend in Nando’s when my best mate ran off with the garlic bread and coleslaw
I wish he would stop taking sides.
1:55 PM - 27 Aug 2015
 
Twitter
Jacobs Basil Jnr II‏
@bjacobs14
I was arguing with my girlfriend in Nando’s when my best mate ran off with the garlic bread and coleslaw
I wish he would stop taking sides.
2:05 PM - 27 Aug 2015
 
Twitter
Elvis™‏
@elvis4379
I was arguing with my girlfriend in Nando’s when my best mate ran off with the garlic bread and coleslaw
I wish he would stop taking sides.
2:19 PM - 27 Aug 2015
 
Facebook
Base Radio Bristol
September 9, 2015 ·
I was arguing with my girlfriend in Nando’s when my best mate ran off with the garlic bread and coleslaw
I wish he would stop taking sides.
 
Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
I was arguing with my girlfriend in Nandos when my best mate ran off with the garlic bread & coleslaw!
I wish he would stop taking sides.
10:25 AM - 26 Nov 2015
 
Twitter
PUNS‏
@ThePunnyWorld
I was arguing with my girlfriend in Nandos when my best mate ran off with the garlic bread & coleslaw!
I wish he would stop taking sides.
8:18 PM - 9 Jul 2016