“V. A. Hospital—making the war your 2nd worst experience”
"V.A. HOSPITAL -- MAKING THE WAR YOUR 2ND WORST EXPERIENCE" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The "joke" is that Veterans Health Administration hospitals are…
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“An apron is just a cape on backwards”
An apron-wearing cook has been compared to a cape-wearing superhero. "An apron is just a cape on backwards" is an apron saying that has been printed on many images. "RT…
“Whoever named it ‘Parmesan Cheese’ and not ‘Spaghetti Confetti’ missed a great opportunity”
Parmesan cheese is often sprinkled over spaghetti. "Million dollar business idea: Multicolored Parmesan cheese and you call it Spaghetti Confetti." was posted on X/Twitter by Lex Friedman…
“Parmesan cheese is like spaghetti confetti”
Parmesan cheese is often sprinkled over spaghetti. "Million dollar business idea: Multicolored Parmesan cheese and you call it Spaghetti Confetti." was posted on X/Twitter by Lex Friedman…
“Why do humans need jobs why can’t i just exist & make art and chill with my cat”
"why do humans need jobs why can’t i just exist & make art and chill with my cat" was posted on X/Twitter by juno on Januay 26, 2021. This account is no longer on X/Twitter.…
“Why do humans need jobs why can’t I just sit on a beach with my tits out and stare into the ocean until i die”
"why do humans need jobs why can’t i just exist & make art and chill with my cat" was posted on X/Twitter by juno on Januay 26, 2021. This account is no longer on X/Twitter.…
“Roundabouts are the communism of traffic control systems”
Many people do not like roundabouts, even comparing them to communism. "Roundabouts are like Communism and the metric system, they work on paper and in europe but put 'em in America and…
“Roundabouts are a communist plot”
Many people do not like roundabouts, even comparing them to communism. "Roundabouts are like Communism and the metric system, they work on paper and in europe but put 'em in America and…
“Roundabouts are the communism of road structures”
Many people do not like roundabouts, even comparing them to communism. "Roundabouts are like Communism and the metric system, they work on paper and in europe but put 'em in America and…
“Halloween is right around the corner. You can tell because all the stores are decked out for Christmas”
Stores often display December's Christmas items even before Halloween -- in October. American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, and television host Stephen Colbert…
“In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant & filled with darkness”
"In honor of the fall equinox I will also be cold, distant & filled with darkness" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Doth on Septembe 23, 2019, and this received over 7,300…
“Low battery. Need more coffee”
"Low battery. Need coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Low battery / need coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Cris Manuchakian on September 22, 2009.…
“Low battery. Need beer”
"Low battery. Need coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Low battery / need coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Cris Manuchakian on September 22, 2009.…
“Low battery. Need wine”
"Low battery. Need coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Low battery / need coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Cris Manuchakian on September 22, 2009.…
“Low battery. Need caffeine”
"Low battery. Need coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Low battery / need coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Cris Manuchakian on September 22, 2009.…
“Low battery. Need coffee”
"Low battery. Need coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Low battery / need coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Cris Manuchakian on September 22, 2009.…
“I went to a German restaurant and ordered an omelette. I just got a plate with two dots on it!”
"Omelette" shouldn't be confused with "umlaut," but there are jokes. "German restaurant joke.... I went to a German restaurant and ordered an omelette....I just got a…
“Men in denim built our country. Men in suits have destroyed it”
"Men in denim built our country. Men in suits have destroyed it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw Proletariat Poster: Men in Denim built the world. Men in Suits…
“Men in denim built this land. Men in suits destroyed it”
"Men in denim built our country. Men in suits have destroyed it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw Proletariat Poster: Men in Denim built the world. Men in Suits…
“This country was built by men in denim and will be destroyed by men in suits”
"Men in denim built our country. Men in suits have destroyed it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw Proletariat Poster: Men in Denim built the world. Men in Suits…