“God gave us 2 hands so we can pet 2 dogs at once”
"God gave us two hands so we can pet two dogs at once" is a saying that has been printed on many images. An older "two hands" saying, "God has given us two hands, one to…
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“Sorry, my pet expects me home by a certain time”
"Sorry, my cat/dog/pet expects me home by a certain time" is an excuse that has been printed on many images. The pet owner must be home and cannot be anywhere else. "Sorry, my dog…
“Sorry, my cat expects me home by a certain time”
"Sorry, my cat/dog/pet expects me home by a certain time" is an excuse that has been printed on many images. The pet owner must be home and cannot be anywhere else. "Sorry, my dog…
“Turning to the person next to me and saying ‘thanks for nothing’ as I get off the train”
Many people have their own ideas about train etiquette. This was posted on X/Twitter by Dan Carney on Septembe 19, 2024, and received over 73,000 likes: "Turning to the person next to me and…
“I’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping”
Schools often sponsor a scholastic book fair. This comment was posted on X/Twitter by Adam on September 15, 2024, and it received over 313,000 likes: "i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair…
“When life gives you lemons, give the lemons back. Why were the lemons free? Is something wrong with the lemons? Are the lemons haunted?”
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" is an old saying. This comment was posted on Mastodon by Roxi Horror 💀🌸 on December 5, 2022 (and was origiinally posted on X/Twitter on…
“Sorry, my dog expects me home by a certain time”
"Sorry, my cat/dog/pet expects me home by a certain time" is an excuse that has been printed on many images. The pet owner must be home and cannot be anywhere else. "Sorry, my dog…
“We made it to Friday! Raise your cup to surviving another week of ‘What the hell now?’”
“We made it to Friday! Raise your cup to surviving another week of WTF-ery” and "We made it to Friday! Raise your cup to surviving another week of 'What the hell now?'" are…
“We made it to Friday! Raise your cup to surviving another week of WTF-ery”
“We made it to Friday! Raise your cup to surviving another week of WTF-ery” and "We made it to Friday! Raise your cup to surviving another week of 'What the hell now?'" are…
“If we go out & you pick a table over a booth, I’m going home”
A restaurant often gives a dine the choice of having a table o a booth. A large group of people might choose the table, and a couple dating might choose the booth. "Is there anyone that…
“Never trust a person who chooses a table over a booth”
A restaurant often gives a dine the choice of having a table o a booth. A large group of people might choose the table, and a couple dating might choose the booth. "Is there anyone that…
“If my dog makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to lock you in the other room”
"If my cat/dog/pet makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to lock you in the other room" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the pet is not being locked in…
“God gave us two hands so we can pet two dogs at once”
"God gave us two hands so we can pet two dogs at once" is a saying that has been printed on many images. An older "two hands" saying, "God has given us two hands, one to…
“If we go out to eat and you choose a table over a booth, I’m going home”
A restaurant often gives a dine the choice of having a table o a booth. A large group of people might choose the table, and a couple dating might choose the booth. "Is there anyone that…
“If my cat makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to lock you in the other room”
"If my cat/dog/pet makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to lock you in the other room" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the pet is not being locked in…
“If my pet makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to lock you in the other room”
"If my cat/dog/pet makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to lock you in the other room" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the pet is not being locked in…
“Dogs: Life’s apology for every crummy day ever”
"Pets: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People come home after a bad day at work (or school) and are greeted by their pets.…
“Dogs: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever”
"Pets: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People come home after a bad day at work (or school) and are greeted by their pets.…
“Horses: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever”
"Pets: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People come home after a bad day at work (or school) and are greeted by their pets.…
“Cats: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever”
"Pets: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People come home after a bad day at work (or school) and are greeted by their pets.…