“A corn dog is just a poor man’s beef Wellington”
Beef Wellington has been compared to a corn dog. "Beef Wellington is just booshie corndog!!" was posted on X/Twitter by MadBajan 🇧🇧 on June 12, 2012. "Beef Wellington is just a…
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“A man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart, and I’d like to formally announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints”
"A man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart, and I'd like to formally announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“My time machine is the best thing till sliced bread”
"The best/greatest thing since sliced bread" is a popular phrase. “What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?” is a question that's sometimes asked, and there is a time…
“My time machine is the best thing untill sliced bread”
"The best/greatest thing since sliced bread" is a popular phrase. “What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?” is a question that's sometimes asked, and there is a time…
“Started going to the gym and I dropped 10 pounds very quickly. Thankfully the dumbbell missed my foot”
Many people go to the gym to drop ten pounds. No one wants to drop a ten pound dumbbell at the gym, but there are jokes. "I've been going to the gym and I've dropped 10 lbs.…
“This coffee tastes like you should shut up until I finish it”
"This coffee tastes like you should shut up until I finish it" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "This coffee tastes like you should get out of my face until…
“This coffee tastes like you should shut the hell up until I finish it”
"This coffee tastes like you should shut up until I finish it" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "This coffee tastes like you should get out of my face until…
“This coffee tastes like you should shut the fuck up until I finish it”
"This coffee tastes like you should shut up until I finish it" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "This coffee tastes like you should get out of my face until…
“If you don’t like tacos and tequila, I’m nacho type”
“If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type” is a jocular food saying. "If you don't like tacos and tequila (shots), I'm nacho type" is an extended saying that has been…
“If you don’t like tacos and tequila shots, I’m nacho type”
“If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type” is a jocular food saying. "If you don't like tacos and tequila (shots), I'm nacho type" is an extended saying that has been…
“If you don’t like tequila, I’m nacho type”
“If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type” is a jocular food saying. "If you don't like tacos and tequila (shots), I'm nacho type" is an extended saying that has been…
“If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t quit my job. I’d just act like an asshole until they fired me”
"If I won the lottery, I would stay at my job and act like an asshole until they fired me" is a work saying that has been printed on several images. There are several slight variations.…
“If I won the lottery, I’d still keep my job so that I could be insufferably obnoxious until I’m fired”
"If I won the lottery, I would stay at my job and act like an asshole until they fired me" is a work saying that has been printed on several images. There are several slight variations.…
“If I won the Powerball, I’d still keep my job so that I could act like a complete asshole until I’m fired”
"If I won the lottery, I would stay at my job and act like an asshole until they fired me" is a work saying that has been printed on several images. There are several slight variations.…
“If I won the lotto, I’d still keep my job so that I could act like a complete asshole until I’m fired”
"If I won the lottery, I would stay at my job and act like an asshole until they fired me" is a work saying that has been printed on several images. There are several slight variations.…
“If I won the lottery, I’d still keep my job so that I could act like a complete asshole until I’m fired”
"If I won the lottery, I would stay at my job and act like an asshole until they fired me" is a work saying that has been printed on several images. There are several slight variations.…
“I don’t think coffee even wakes me up anymore, I just like the idea of having coffee”
"I don't think coffee even wakes me up anymore, I just like the idea of having coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Shafeeq on February 17, 2023, and received over 7,400 likes. The…
“I still miss that part of 2020 when it was illegal for anyone to come near me”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic in 2020 had one good aspect, according to some people. The social distancing rules kept other people at a distance. "I still miss that part of the pandemic…
“I still miss that part of the pandemic where it was illegal for anybody to be anywhere near me”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic in 2020 had one good aspect, according to some people. The social distancing rules kept other people at a distance. "I still miss that part of the pandemic…
“Normalize booing in the workplace”
"Normalize booing in the workplace" was posted on X/Twitter by *sigh*clops on May 24, 2024, and this received over 64,000 likes. The idea had been thought of before. "Normalize…