“‘Be careful. That ice is slippery’—Everyone after you slip on ice”
People seem to warn about icy conditions after a person already slips. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by National Park Service on January 18, 2024: "'Be careful. That ice is…
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“This Valentine’s Day treat your lady right and buy that bitch some mozzarella sticks”
Is mozzarella special? Are mozzarella sticks.special? Do women love mozzarella and mozzarella sticks? “@_idontkara: 'It's name was Ella.. Short for Mozzarella ' Madison on her pet…
“‘WoMeN aRe So HaRd To PlEaSe’ My guy, did you even try giving her mozzarella sticks??”
Is mozzarella special? Are mozzarella sticks.special? Do women love mozzarella and mozzarella sticks? “@_idontkara: 'It's name was Ella.. Short for Mozzarella ' Madison on her pet…
“Gonna name my child Ella, short for Mozzarella sticks”
Is mozzarella special? Are mozzarella sticks.special? Do women love mozzarella and mozzarella sticks? “@_idontkara: 'It's name was Ella.. Short for Mozzarella ' Madison on her pet…
“Naming my daughter Ella, short for Mozzarella”
Is mozzarella special? Are mozzarella sticks.special? Do women love mozzarella and mozzarella sticks? “@_idontkara: 'It's name was Ella.. Short for Mozzarella ' Madison on her pet…
“I’m kind of like peanut butter, spread too thin, a little bit chunky, kinda nutty and a tad salty”
"I'm kind of like peanut butter" is the start of a joke that has been printed on many images. "I'm kind of like peanut butter, spread too thin and a little bit chunky"…
“I’m kind of like peanut butter, spread too thin, a little bit chunky, sorta nutty and a tad salty”
"I'm kind of like peanut butter" is the start of a joke that has been printed on many images. "I'm kind of like peanut butter, spread too thin and a little bit chunky"…
“I’m kind of like peanut butter, spread too thin and a little bit chunky”
"I'm kind of like peanut butter" is the start of a joke that has been printed on many images. "I'm kind of like peanut butter, spread too thin and a little bit chunky"…
“You might think you’re smart until you try using someone else’s microwave”
Many people are completely bewildered when they have to use someone else's microwave. What buttons can be used? "I hate it when you use someone else's microwave and you have no idea…
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“The banana was once a perfect representation of phone shape. U could hold it up like ‘haha hello?’ and make ur friends die laughing…”
A telephone used to be shaped like a banana, but the shape of a phone has changed. What food could a phone be now? This was posted on X/Twitter by tate on August 25, 2020, and it received over…
“Becoming an adult made it clear why my mom kept rotating the same four meals”
Some parents keep rotating the same four meals for their family, for convenience, or to save money, or for many other reasons. "Being an adult is just rotating the same 3 meals, dodging…
“My body is not a temple. It is a thermos. For soup”
For some people, their body is a temple. For people who love soup, the body is more like a soup container. This was posted on Tumblr by foxaes on November 5, 2021, and it received over 61,000…
“Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail”
Mail usually contains a lot of junk, but one thing that is very, very important and might get lost. "Mail is crazy because it's like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you…
“Why is mail 99% garbage 1% something if you ignore you go to jail?”
Mail usually contains a lot of junk, but one thing that is very, very important and might get lost. "Mail is crazy because it's like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you…
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“Yes, boys. This is my truck” (decal)
"I'm a girl. Yes, this is my truck" is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. Trucks are often associated with men, but many women like trucks, too. "~…