“The world is full of nice people. If you can’t find one, be one”
"The world is full of good/kind/nice people. If you can't find one, be one" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Remember The world is full of nice people. If you…
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SAP (soon as possible)
"SAP" stands for "soon as possible." "Sap -- Soon as possible" was printed in the book The Phillips Code: A Thoroughly Tested Method of Shorthand, Arranged for…
ASAP (as soon as possible)
"SAP" stands for "soon as possible." "Sap -- Soon as possible" was printed in the book The Phillips Code: A Thoroughly Tested Method of Shorthand, Arranged for…
“‘You’re not the boss of me,’ I say as I let the dog in and out 17 times in a row”
"You're not the boss of me. My dog is" has been printed on many images, and "You're not the boss of me. My cat is" has also been printed on many images. It often seems…
“I feel like a taco salad is the worst way to eat a taco, and yet, the best way to eat a salad”
Some people who order a taco salad are more "taco people" than "salad people." This was posted on X/Twitter by Not Mark on July 16, 2015: "I feel like a taco salad is the…
“Me: I could never eat an entire 8 oz block of cheese. Mexican restaurants: Okay, mamacita, but what if we melt it…”
People who can't eat a large block of cheese can also somehow eat unlimited chips and queso. This was posted on X/Twitter by Amitryptyling on November 16, 2025, and it received over 56,000…
“Just before sweet potatoes are mashed, they become very quiet. This is known as ‘The silence of the Yams’”
The Silence of the Lambs is a 1991 American psychological horror thriller film. There is no film called "Silence of the Yams," but there are yam jokes that have been printed on many…
“Just in time for Thanksgiving, a blockbuster movie about sweet potatoes, ‘The Silence of the Yams’”
The Silence of the Lambs is a 1991 American psychological horror thriller film. There is no film called "Silence of the Yams," but there are yam jokes that have been printed on many…
“The world is full of good people. If you can’t find one, be one”
"The world is full of good/kind/nice people. If you can't find one, be one" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Remember The world is full of nice people. If you…
“Why are bloody marys the only drink that comes with food garnish? I would enjoy tacos with my margaritas as well”
Only a few alcoholic drinks have a garnish. A Bloody Mary cocktail is often garnished with a celery stalk and a lemon or lime wedge. "Why are bloody marys the only drink that comes with food…
“Employees must wash hands. You should too, but I’m not your mother” (sign)
"Employees must wash hands before returning to work" is a sign in many restrooms. "Employees must wash hands. You should too" is a jocular version that has been printed on many…
“I tried cooking corned beef in a pan with potatoes and onions, but sadly I made a hash of it”
To "make a hash" of something means to mess up, but what if one is making hash (a food)? "I know tinned corned beef is supposed to be 'easy' food, but I'm still making…
“Employees must wash hands. You should too” (sign)
"Employees must wash hands before returning to work" is a sign in many restrooms. "Employees must wash hands. You should too" is a jocular version that has been printed on many…
“When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you”
"When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. A dog is…
“You’re not the boss of me. My dogs are”
"You're not the boss of me. My dog is" has been printed on many images, and "You're not the boss of me. My cat is" has also been printed on many images. It often seems…
“You’re not the boss of me. My cat is”
"You're not the boss of me. My dog is" has been printed on many images, and "You're not the boss of me. My cat is" has also been printed on many images. It often seems…
“You’re not the boss of me. You’re not my dog”
"You're not the boss of me. My dog is" has been printed on many images, and "You're not the boss of me. My cat is" has also been printed on many images. It often seems…
“You’re not the boss of me. You’re not my cat”
"You're not the boss of me. My dog is" has been printed on many images, and "You're not the boss of me. My cat is" has also been printed on many images. It often seems…
“PAPER PLATES AIN’ GOT SHIT TO DO WIT’ STRUGGLE. WE JUST DON’T LIKE WASHIN’ DISHES. HELL…. WISH WE CAN USE PAPER POTS TOO”
Many people eat from paper plates because they're poor. “You don’t know poor until you’ve rinsed off a paper plate” is a saying. However, some people use papers plates only because…
“Isn’t it universally known that if you eat a donut in small bites over the course of an hour it has way less calories than if you eat it all at once?”
Do small bites over a long period of time save calories? This joke was posted on X/Twitter by "your other mom" on March 5, 2024, and it received over 600 likes: "Isn't it…