“DANGER: Not To Be Operated By Morons” (safety sign)
"DANGER: Not To Be Operated By Fucktards/Fuckwits/Idiots/Morons" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many signs. "Not to be operated by Fuckwits" was posted on Twitter…
"DANGER: Not To Be Operated By Fucktards/Fuckwits/Idiots/Morons" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many signs. "Not to be operated by Fuckwits" was posted on Twitter…
"Deadlines spur action" (or "a deadline spurs action") is an old business adage of uncertain origin. If both sides to a negotiation know of a deadline, a deal is often struck…
"Dear Black Friday, We all have big tvs now. Put them groceries on sale" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "Dear Black Friday, we been had big TVs put dem groceries on…
"Dear Monday, Go step on a Lego" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Stepping on a Lego can be painful. For many people, Monday is a painful return to the start of the work…
"Dear morning people, honest question... What the hell is wrong with you?" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many people cannot function well in the morning. Authorship…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic saw some non-essential workers quarantined at home. Transportation systems became less crowded. "Dear non essentials that recently started going back to…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic saw many retail establishments put up plexiglass between workers and customers. "Dear Plexiglas- Thanks for protecting me from the cashier that just touched…
"Dear Santa: All I want is my gross pay" is a jocular Christmas saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular on December 16, 2020, but exact authorship is not…
"Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office -- I will track you down. You have my Word" is a Microsoft Office-Word pun that has been printed on many images. The joke was posted on…
"Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been credited to American stand-up comedian and…
"Stupidity is knowing the truth, seeing the truth but still believing the lies" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Definition of stupid: knowing the truth, seeing the…
"Stupidity is knowing the truth, seeing the truth but still believing the lies" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Definition of stupid: knowing the truth, seeing the…
"Stupidity is knowing the truth, seeing the truth but still believing the lies" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Definition of stupid: knowing the truth, seeing the…
"Delay is the deadliest form of denial" was published by C. Northcote Parkinson (1909-1993) in The Times (London) in 1966, with the title of "Parkinson's Law of Delay." An…
"Brace yourself" doesn't mean to put braces on your own teeth, but there are jokes. "Dentists are going on strike...brace yourselves" was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot…
"Brace yourself" doesn't mean to put braces on your own teeth, but there are jokes. "Dentists are going on strike...brace yourselves" was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot…
"A dentist is just a janitor for someone's mouth" was posted on Twitter on March 29, 2016. "A dentist is just like a janitor for your mouth" was posted on Reddit -- Shower…
"Describe yourself in three words."/"Lazy" is a jocular job interview that has been printed on many images. "How would you describe yourself in 3 words? — LAZY. LAZY.…
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterJundrick JAMar@ohGodJAMnitDesktops implies the existence of deskbottoms.11:43 AM · May 20, 2022·Twitter for Android
Many churches have stained windows. "I was a rubbish church window cleaner. I got rid of all the stains" was printed in The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book (2010) by English writer,…