“Creativity is the residue of time wasted” (Einstein?)
"Creativity is the residue of time wasted" has been attributed to the physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) since at least 2006. Jonah Lehrer has popularized the quotation in interviews…
“Cry me a river. Build a bridge. Get over it”
"Cry (me) a river. Build a bridge. Get over it" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Cry Me a River" -- to shed a lot of tears --is the title of a…
“Cubicle sweet cubicle”
"Cubicle sweet cubicle" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is based on the song "Home Sweet Home" that John Howard Payne (1791-1852) wrote for the…
“Culture eats strategy for breakfast”
"Culture east strategy for breakfast/lunch" is a saying that is frequently credited to management author Peter Drucker (1909-2005), but it's not known when he used the expression.…
“Customer service is not a department, it’s an attitude”
"Customer service is not a department, it’s an attitude" (also ""Customer service is not a department, it’s a philosophy" and "Customer service is not a…
“Cyber Monday—The one time a year that people look forward to Monday mornings”
"Cyber Monday -- The one time a year that people look forward to Monday mornings" is a Monday saying that has been printed on an ecard. The saying was posted on Twitter by The…
“Cyber Monday is just Black Friday for introverts who hate crowds, but still love bad financial decisions”
Cyber Monday sales can be just like Black Friday sales, but on Cyber Monday one shops from home and avoids the crowds of people. "Cyber Monday is just Black Friday for introverts who hate…
“Cyber Monday is just Black Friday for people who avoided human contact like champions”
Cyber Monday sales can be just like Black Friday sales, but on Cyber Monday one shops from home and avoids the crowds of people. "Cyber Monday is just Black Friday for introverts who hate…
“Cyber Monday is just Black Friday in sweatpants with fewer witnesses”
Cyber Monday sales can be just like Black Friday sales, but on Cyber Monday one shops from home and avoids the crowds of people. "Cyber Monday is just Black Friday for introverts who hate…
“Dad, are we pyromaniacs?”/“Yes, we arson.”
"Arson" sounds like "are son." A pun was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on August 9, 2018: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"“Yes, we arson.” Reddit -- Dad JokesDad, are we…
“Dance like nobody’s watching. Drink like you don’t have to work tomorrow”
The song "Come from the Heart" (1987) by Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh contains the lyrics: "Sing like no one is listening.Love like you’ve never been hurt.Dance like nobody’s…
“Dance like nobody’s watching. Drink on Sundays like you don’t have to go to work in the morning”
The song "Come from the Heart" (1987) by Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh contains the lyrics: "Sing like no one is listening.Love like you’ve never been hurt.Dance like nobody’s…
“DANGER: Avoid serious injury. Don’t tell me how to do my job”
"WARNING: To avoid (serious) injury, don't tell me how to do my job" (or "DANGER: Avoid serious injury. Don't tell me how to do my job") is a jocular saying that ha…
“DANGER: Not To Be Operated By Fucktards” (safety sign)
"DANGER: Not To Be Operated By Fucktards/Fuckwits/Idiots/Morons" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many signs. "Not to be operated by Fuckwits" was posted on Twitter…
“DANGER: Not To Be Operated By Fuckwits” (safety sign)
"DANGER: Not To Be Operated By Fucktards/Fuckwits/Idiots/Morons" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many signs. "Not to be operated by Fuckwits" was posted on Twitter…
“DANGER: Not To Be Operated By Idiots” (safety sign)
"DANGER: Not To Be Operated By Fucktards/Fuckwits/Idiots/Morons" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many signs. "Not to be operated by Fuckwits" was posted on Twitter…
“DANGER: Not To Be Operated By Morons” (safety sign)
"DANGER: Not To Be Operated By Fucktards/Fuckwits/Idiots/Morons" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many signs. "Not to be operated by Fuckwits" was posted on Twitter…
“Deadlines spur action” (business adage)
"Deadlines spur action" (or "a deadline spurs action") is an old business adage of uncertain origin. If both sides to a negotiation know of a deadline, a deal is often struck…
“Dear Black Friday, We all have big tvs now. Put them groceries on sale”
Black Friday sales often have reduced price televisions, but most people need reduced price necessities. "Dear Black Friday, We all have big tvs now. Put them groceries on sale" is a joke…
“Dear Black Friday, We all have big tvs. Put rent on sale”
Black Friday sales often have reduced price televisions, but most people need reduced price necessities. "DEAR BLACK FRIDAY: We already have BIG TVs. Put rent & mortgage on sale…